Charlie Postal's definitions

Subwoofer

A dog that eats Suboxone, having mistaken them for orange candies.

That damn Subwoofer are all of my prescription, now I'm gonna be dope sick!

by Charlie Postal January 8, 2026

Gargoyle

A hideous beast of a female that gargles after blowjobs in an attempt to compensate for her God awful appearance.

Renee might be a Gargoyle, but her after blowjob ritual is on point son!

by Charlie Postal January 8, 2026

Grimace Shake

Methamphetamine made my shaking a bottle, but a little too heavy with the lithium.

That Grimace Shake had me up without sleep for so long I thought I was a McDonald's mascot all week.

by Charlie Postal January 8, 2026

Ass Burgers

Street food smuggled via the ass into prison.

These Ass Burgers sure are tasty, but they're much greasier than I remember.

by Charlie Postal January 8, 2026