Champion of Clear Definitions's definitions

Dylan

yes he is

eys he is dy.anl Dylan

by Champion of Clear Definitions November 5, 2020

Tanner

Tanner does not have a tan like his name suggests, he is actually the palest man in the world.

Tanner is whiter than the concept of white.

by Champion of Clear Definitions November 5, 2020

Austin

Austin is a know it all who never gets good grades no matter how hard you try. He plays games like Funny Skeleton adventure and things it's better than Pong. Likes Megalovania and thinks Sans isn't overrated. He's straight and has a boyfriend. He's a mother to two children, never adopted a child in his life. He's colorblind and his favorite color is green. He's a communist who doesn't like to share.

Austin is a natural anomaly.

by Champion of Clear Definitions November 5, 2020

Rotondi

Rotondi is the greatest last name to ever exist, there is none better. I do not care what other definitions there are, they are all officially reduced to ash at the creation of a *Real* definition for the absolutely divine law that is the name Rotondi.

They are most indefinitely made by collapsing stars and some have densities greater than one hundred thousand black holes. There is a coinflip on whether people like them or not, but the coin seems rigged sometimes because more times than not the one who has a personality and interests gets the side where nobody likes them when pitted against the other one who has less of a life than a pile of solid water.

They are all also usually suspiciously early when going places because they have the ability to see the future.

Rotondi is the greatest name in reality and I am never going to change my mind.

by Champion of Clear Definitions November 5, 2020

Dominick

he is a long boi

Dominick is longer than your soul

by Champion of Clear Definitions November 5, 2020

Amber

That stuff that holds bugs for a long time.

They can also be a person with a lower half.

Amber is generally alive, until she isn't.

by Champion of Clear Definitions November 5, 2020

Jenna

She is small (But of legal age)

She is cute

She is a a female (Maybe)

Jenna is definitely not a trap card.

by Champion of Clear Definitions November 5, 2020