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Janessa

they don't exist
Janessa doesn't exist
by Champion of Clear Definitions November 5, 2020
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Claire

Claire is the type of person who would have an opinion on any given item/person/media the instant she heard of it. She believes in her opinions so strongly that even years can pass without them changing for a second. If you do get along with her, then be happy, she's not the easiest to befriend, but it isn't an ultimately difficult task in getting her to open up. She's a real kind person once you've spent some time with her, and is most likely someone you'd like to keep a positive relationship with due to her dry wit and likable aloofness.
Lad 1: "Did you see Claire today? She seems a little more distant."
Lad 2: "Nah, that's just how she is, it's neat."
by Champion of Clear Definitions October 29, 2020
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Engel

She is a person, her name is engel. Their cool. They can play the flute worse than god himself intended. She's real pretty, having a body.
by Champion of Clear Definitions November 5, 2020
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Brianna

She is a human being who most indefinitely has an ass, she was never cut in half.
Brianna is used in a sentence
by Champion of Clear Definitions November 5, 2020
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Dominick

he is a long boi
Dominick is longer than your soul
by Champion of Clear Definitions November 5, 2020
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Rotondi

Rotondi is the greatest last name to ever exist, there is none better. I do not care what other definitions there are, they are all officially reduced to ash at the creation of a *Real* definition for the absolutely divine law that is the name Rotondi.

They are most indefinitely made by collapsing stars and some have densities greater than one hundred thousand black holes. There is a coinflip on whether people like them or not, but the coin seems rigged sometimes because more times than not the one who has a personality and interests gets the side where nobody likes them when pitted against the other one who has less of a life than a pile of solid water.

They are all also usually suspiciously early when going places because they have the ability to see the future.
Rotondi is the greatest name in reality and I am never going to change my mind.
by Champion of Clear Definitions November 5, 2020
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Jenna

She is small (But of legal age)

She is cute

She is a a female (Maybe)
by Champion of Clear Definitions November 5, 2020
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