Chad Wellington the 3rd's definitions

Women’s Standards

Too damn high...

Women’s standards are wayyy too high. Lower them pls- basically all men

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 2, 2019

Adorable

Someone who isn’t necessarily built or thick but their face is very very attractive in a cute way.

What separates adorable from cute is that adorable people make you smile with their good looks, smile,personality,innocence, and their laugh that just makes you warm and fuzzy inside. If someone is adorable they are very cute, but they also have that IT FACTOR that makes you go Awww!!

Emma Watson is very Adorable despite her being an SJW

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 3, 2019

Cy-Fair Highschool

An old school located in Cypress Texas that has the slogan BFND, and the Mascot of a bobcat. Cy-Fair’s 2017 football team won the division 2 state championship, but in their 2018 season lost to the next state champion of 2018, NorthShore. Their music programs are decent, but the one that stands out is their Marching Band. Their Marching band is the 23rd best Marching Band in the state of Texas as of November 2018 (for y’all bobcats I was not in the marching band but I still love em to death) . And their drill team is called brigade, and they are good too!The students here are okay... you’ve got the vapers, stoners, jocks, Hicks, Skaters, Wannabe frat lords, the basic bitches, thots, and pretty much any stereotype out there. The teachers are decent, just watch out for pre-cal, and geometry K. BFNDD CLASS of 2017!

Cy-Fair HighSchool is an alright school now that I think about it!

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 2, 2019

BTS

A group of pretty boys that have fairly decent songs, but their fan base is cancer. Their fanbase is basically those ugly, nerdy, and Anti social Asians. See Eugena ! If you don’t want to be made fun of, then don’t FW BTS. Normal people listen to Rap, or Country

BTS is a bunch of BS

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 3, 2019

Small Dick Talk

A man who will talk shit about everyone and bring them down to compensate for his tiny dick.

Douche bag: hey bro you’re so uglyyy and a fag

Guy: Hey bro just because you drive an F150 that your daddy bought you doesn’t make your dick any bigger than 2 inches,and you say I’m ugly but tell me why you haven’t had a girlfriend while I dated a model... oh wait you’ve been friend zoned by all the nasty hoes you!?
Douche bag: Shut up pretty boy! My dick is big enough!

Guy: Small Dick talk all you want big boi.

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 27, 2019

Winded

Breathing hard, and having a shortness of breath after hitting a vape that contains a high nicotine content.

After hitting Brad’s Juul In Mr. Smith’s Class I was winded af.

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 2, 2019

Ugly

Something people won’t tell you in person

For guys out there if you don’t have piercing, blue, haunting eyes, a chisiled jawline,a 6 pack, a height 6 feet or preferably above, dimples, blonde or brown hair, clear skin, tan skin, and a 7 figure salary, then most women will see you as ugly

For women there is no such thing as most men today are thirsty af and will smash anything that gives them the slightest attention.

Although Jack was good looking, Nancy the land whale rejected him because he had brown eyes and she saw him as ugly for that reason

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 19, 2019