23 definition by Chad Wellington the 3rd

Something people won’t tell you in person

For guys out there if you don’t have piercing, blue, haunting eyes, a chisiled jawline,a 6 pack, a height 6 feet or preferably above, dimples, blonde or brown hair, clear skin, tan skin, and a 7 figure salary, then most women will see you as ugly

For women there is no such thing as most men today are thirsty af and will smash anything that gives them the slightest attention.
Although Jack was good looking, Nancy the land whale rejected him because he had brown eyes and she saw him as ugly for that reason
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by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 19, 2019

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Too damn high...
Women’s standards are wayyy too high. Lower them pls- basically all men
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 02, 2019

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An old school located in Cypress Texas that has the slogan BFND, and the Mascot of a bobcat. Cy-Fair’s 2017 football team won the division 2 state championship, but in their 2018 season lost to the next state champion of 2018, NorthShore. Their music programs are decent, but the one that stands out is their Marching Band. Their Marching band is the 23rd best Marching Band in the state of Texas as of November 2018 (for y’all bobcats I was not in the marching band but I still love em to death) . And their drill team is called brigade, and they are good too!The students here are okay... you’ve got the vapers, stoners, jocks, Hicks, Skaters, Wannabe frat lords, the basic bitches, thots, and pretty much any stereotype out there. The teachers are decent, just watch out for pre-cal, and geometry K. BFNDD CLASS of 2017!
Cy-Fair HighSchool is an alright school now that I think about it!
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 02, 2019

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Zaddy A man with a forehead the size of my love for him. He is the ultimate roaster,and puts entitled brats in their place. Dr. Phil is the old man everyone wished their grandpa was. His videos are funny af to watch on YouTube, and he is a true savage .
Dr. Phil is God
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 02, 2019

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See GDI... These are (mostly girls) who hate the Southern Prep style, and call people basic. Yet this is the most common fashion trend in most high schools. The fugly style consists of wack ass skinny jeans, and anything that can be found at your local vans store, and hollister. The people who usually wear this style are the kids that are Mexican, and smoke pot while skating on a skate board. Also see punk
Man the skater style is sooo freaking ugly. Most of my Mexican relatives dress like this but I’m glad to be preppy! Greek life 4 life!
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 02, 2019

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An extremely overweight and unattractive person who has a bad temper that when triggered will destroy anything in their path with a simple body slam.
Boogie is such a Death Star
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by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 03, 2019

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USB
Code name for a juul
Brad get the USB
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 11, 2019

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