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Something people won’t tell you in person
For guys out there if you don’t have piercing, blue, haunting eyes, a chisiled jawline,a 6 pack, a height 6 feet or preferably above, dimples, blonde or brown hair, clear skin, tan skin, and a 7 figure salary, then most women will see you as ugly
For women there is no such thing as most men today are thirsty af and will smash anything that gives them the slightest attention.
For guys out there if you don’t have piercing, blue, haunting eyes, a chisiled jawline,a 6 pack, a height 6 feet or preferably above, dimples, blonde or brown hair, clear skin, tan skin, and a 7 figure salary, then most women will see you as ugly
For women there is no such thing as most men today are thirsty af and will smash anything that gives them the slightest attention.
Although Jack was good looking, Nancy the land whale rejected him because he had brown eyes and she saw him as ugly for that reason
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 19, 2019
Get the Ugly mug.A female, usually unattractive in appearance. They can be seen listening to BTS and wear all black. They are typically distant with society and Anti-Social. Just like a Eugene this species is not to be messed with as they will shoot up the school if triggered enough.
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 3, 2019
Get the Eugena mug.An old school located in Cypress Texas that has the slogan BFND, and the Mascot of a bobcat. Cy-Fair’s 2017 football team won the division 2 state championship, but in their 2018 season lost to the next state champion of 2018, NorthShore. Their music programs are decent, but the one that stands out is their Marching Band. Their Marching band is the 23rd best Marching Band in the state of Texas as of November 2018 (for y’all bobcats I was not in the marching band but I still love em to death) . And their drill team is called brigade, and they are good too!The students here are okay... you’ve got the vapers, stoners, jocks, Hicks, Skaters, Wannabe frat lords, the basic bitches, thots, and pretty much any stereotype out there. The teachers are decent, just watch out for pre-cal, and geometry K. BFNDD CLASS of 2017!
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 2, 2019
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Those girls who manage to dress sluttier than the cheerleaders at football games. They think they are the shit because their rich daddy paid 2000 dollars for them to join the drill team . These girls usually are wannabe cheerleaders who don’t have the looks, skill, or talent to become a cheerleader and end up becoming a drill team member. Their attractiveness ranges... some are fugly, while there are some hotties on the drill team. A lot of these girls are thots and some are just rude bitches. Only like 10 percent of the drill team members are actually kind and decent human beings.
Carl: You know that girl sally on the drill team?
Mark: Yeah she’s a bitch she dated chad the quarterback, and she ended up cheating on him with tyrone. But chad hooked up with Kacey the hottest cheerleader at chaz’s Party.
Mark: Yeah she’s a bitch she dated chad the quarterback, and she ended up cheating on him with tyrone. But chad hooked up with Kacey the hottest cheerleader at chaz’s Party.
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 2, 2019
Get the Drill Team mug.1- Impossibly Ugly- Nobody is this ugly
2- Lowest Ugly- Very Very Ugly. Only about 1-2 percent of the population is this ugly
3- Plain Ugly- Someone who was born ugly
4- Unattractive- someone who is still ugly but not horrendously ugly.
5- Average- someone who is neither ugly or attractive and just “fits in”
6- Slightly Above Average- someonewho you aren’t necessarily attracted to but is above what is considered average.
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8.5- Handsome/ Beautiful- Almost Everone agrees they are attractive and are genetically blessed. They are basically very good looking. Someone that is/ looks like they should model are in this category.
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9.1- 9.9- Gorgeous- This person has 99 percent of everything going for them. These are usually pagent girls, or the male equivalent. They scream HOTTTT, and are so desirable. Just like a 2, very very few people can be in this category.
10- Perfection- Something that is possible unlike a 1, and has the same physical traits as a 9.9 but are super sweet, loyal, and not a gold digger.
2- Lowest Ugly- Very Very Ugly. Only about 1-2 percent of the population is this ugly
3- Plain Ugly- Someone who was born ugly
4- Unattractive- someone who is still ugly but not horrendously ugly.
5- Average- someone who is neither ugly or attractive and just “fits in”
6- Slightly Above Average- someonewho you aren’t necessarily attracted to but is above what is considered average.
7- Cute/ adorable- No Major Features but is still attractive. Mildly Attractive
8- Good Looking/ Pretty- Someone most people would consider attractive. They have a nice face, and are relatively in shape.
8.5- Handsome/ Beautiful- Almost Everone agrees they are attractive and are genetically blessed. They are basically very good looking. Someone that is/ looks like they should model are in this category.
9- Hot- someone you’d want to smash in an instant. They have a banging body, and a handsome/ beautiful face. A nine can become an 8.5 if they stop working out.
9.1- 9.9- Gorgeous- This person has 99 percent of everything going for them. These are usually pagent girls, or the male equivalent. They scream HOTTTT, and are so desirable. Just like a 2, very very few people can be in this category.
10- Perfection- Something that is possible unlike a 1, and has the same physical traits as a 9.9 but are super sweet, loyal, and not a gold digger.
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 2, 2019
Get the 1-10 rating scale mug.A weirdly attractive actor who doesn’t scream Brad Pitt Handsome, but is Handsome in his own way. He’s someone that is way out of your league, but isn’t far from the societal norm. He’s sorta like that good looking middle aged man that was your neighbor. See Sexly
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 4, 2019
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