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An old school located in Cypress Texas that has the slogan BFND, and the Mascot of a bobcat. Cy-Fair’s 2017 football team won the division 2 state championship, but in their 2018 season lost to the next state champion of 2018, NorthShore. Their music programs are decent, but the one that stands out is their Marching Band. Their Marching band is the 23rd best Marching Band in the state of Texas as of November 2018 (for y’all bobcats I was not in the marching band but I still love em to death) . And their drill team is called brigade, and they are good too!The students here are okay... you’ve got the vapers, stoners, jocks, Hicks, Skaters, Wannabe frat lords, the basic bitches, thots, and pretty much any stereotype out there. The teachers are decent, just watch out for pre-cal, and geometry K. BFNDD CLASS of 2017!
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 2, 2019
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For guys out there if you don’t have piercing, blue, haunting eyes, a chisiled jawline,a 6 pack, a height 6 feet or preferably above, dimples, blonde or brown hair, clear skin, tan skin, and a 7 figure salary, then most women will see you as ugly
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For guys out there if you don’t have piercing, blue, haunting eyes, a chisiled jawline,a 6 pack, a height 6 feet or preferably above, dimples, blonde or brown hair, clear skin, tan skin, and a 7 figure salary, then most women will see you as ugly
For women there is no such thing as most men today are thirsty af and will smash anything that gives them the slightest attention.
Although Jack was good looking, Nancy the land whale rejected him because he had brown eyes and she saw him as ugly for that reason
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 19, 2019
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