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by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 2, 2019
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What your momma or grandma calls you to not only boost their own ego, but to put you on a pedestal
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What a girl would call you if she genuinely thinks you are good looking, but she sees you more as a buddy, friend, or even worse her Best Friend!
Orrr
Lesbians will call very good looking guys this because they have nothing to lose complimenting because they aren’t interested in men.
Now If you are a woman... well they could just mean that you are beautiful (If the compliment was given by an older individual)
Orrr you have a masculine face with a manly jawline... Oof
What your momma or grandma calls you to not only boost their own ego, but to put you on a pedestal
Orrrrr
What a girl would call you if she genuinely thinks you are good looking, but she sees you more as a buddy, friend, or even worse her Best Friend!
Orrr
Lesbians will call very good looking guys this because they have nothing to lose complimenting because they aren’t interested in men.
Now If you are a woman... well they could just mean that you are beautiful (If the compliment was given by an older individual)
Orrr you have a masculine face with a manly jawline... Oof
Melvin: I’m sooo ugly
Molly: You are handsome... shut up best friend!
Also molly: Hey Melvin who’s your friend Brad... he’s sooo hot!
Melvin: Then what am I!?
Molly: Handsome.
Melvin: ..........
Molly: You are handsome... shut up best friend!
Also molly: Hey Melvin who’s your friend Brad... he’s sooo hot!
Melvin: Then what am I!?
Molly: Handsome.
Melvin: ..........
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 26, 2019
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For guys out there if you don’t have piercing, blue, haunting eyes, a chisiled jawline,a 6 pack, a height 6 feet or preferably above, dimples, blonde or brown hair, clear skin, tan skin, and a 7 figure salary, then most women will see you as ugly
For women there is no such thing as most men today are thirsty af and will smash anything that gives them the slightest attention.
For guys out there if you don’t have piercing, blue, haunting eyes, a chisiled jawline,a 6 pack, a height 6 feet or preferably above, dimples, blonde or brown hair, clear skin, tan skin, and a 7 figure salary, then most women will see you as ugly
For women there is no such thing as most men today are thirsty af and will smash anything that gives them the slightest attention.
Although Jack was good looking, Nancy the land whale rejected him because he had brown eyes and she saw him as ugly for that reason
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 19, 2019
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BTS is a bunch of BS
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 3, 2019
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by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 2, 2019
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by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 2, 2019
Get the Winded mug.Used When a person is named Joe (usually a male, but there are females named Joe) who is attractive, and cannot fall into the Average Joe stereotype because their looks exceed the average person.
Thot 1: Omg that dude Joe in our Bio class is cute af, I would make out with him in front of my friends just to brag ;)
Thot 2: Omg yasss he’s what we call an Above Average Joe
Both Thots: Sighhhh he sooo cute awww
Thot 2: Omg yasss he’s what we call an Above Average Joe
Both Thots: Sighhhh he sooo cute awww
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 26, 2019
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