Chad Wellington the 3rd's definitions

Cy-Fair Highschool

An old school located in Cypress Texas that has the slogan BFND, and the Mascot of a bobcat. Cy-Fair’s 2017 football team won the division 2 state championship, but in their 2018 season lost to the next state champion of 2018, NorthShore. Their music programs are decent, but the one that stands out is their Marching Band. Their Marching band is the 23rd best Marching Band in the state of Texas as of November 2018 (for y’all bobcats I was not in the marching band but I still love em to death) . And their drill team is called brigade, and they are good too!The students here are okay... you’ve got the vapers, stoners, jocks, Hicks, Skaters, Wannabe frat lords, the basic bitches, thots, and pretty much any stereotype out there. The teachers are decent, just watch out for pre-cal, and geometry K. BFNDD CLASS of 2017!

Cy-Fair HighSchool is an alright school now that I think about it!

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 2, 2019

Death Star

An extremely overweight and unattractive person who has a bad temper that when triggered will destroy anything in their path with a simple body slam.

Boogie is such a Death Star

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 3, 2019

Ugly

Something people won’t tell you in person

For guys out there if you don’t have piercing, blue, haunting eyes, a chisiled jawline,a 6 pack, a height 6 feet or preferably above, dimples, blonde or brown hair, clear skin, tan skin, and a 7 figure salary, then most women will see you as ugly

For women there is no such thing as most men today are thirsty af and will smash anything that gives them the slightest attention.

Although Jack was good looking, Nancy the land whale rejected him because he had brown eyes and she saw him as ugly for that reason

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 19, 2019

Eugena

A female, usually unattractive in appearance. They can be seen listening to BTS and wear all black. They are typically distant with society and Anti-Social. Just like a Eugene this species is not to be messed with as they will shoot up the school if triggered enough.

Eugena is not a joke! Run Chad!

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 3, 2019

Above Average Joe

Used When a person is named Joe (usually a male, but there are females named Joe) who is attractive, and cannot fall into the Average Joe stereotype because their looks exceed the average person.

Thot 1: Omg that dude Joe in our Bio class is cute af, I would make out with him in front of my friends just to brag ;)
Thot 2: Omg yasss he’s what we call an Above Average Joe
Both Thots: Sighhhh he sooo cute awww

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 26, 2019

Fuck Girl

A gir who will initiate a conversation with you via instagram dm, Snapchat, or phone number that will seem like a unicorn at first (and will even call herself one) but will turn out to be a heartless scumbag that just wants to date you for your looks. She will have no problem playing the victim whenever you do something bad, but when she does something bad she has an excuse and ends up blaming it on you and will even go as far to get her shittier friends to back her up. She will also claim that she is the only guy she talks to, but will text and/ or flirt with other guys (but according to her they’re just her best friends). They are also very hypocritical. For instance she can call another dude cute or hot, but when you do it you are the scum of the earth.

Yeah my Ex is such a Fuck Girl she was this self proclaimed Christian Girl but always talked about how hot her ex was, yet I said my other Ex was good looking and she made this sob story about how I called another girl good looking to her friends

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 22, 2019

Winded

Breathing hard, and having a shortness of breath after hitting a vape that contains a high nicotine content.

After hitting Brad’s Juul In Mr. Smith’s Class I was winded af.

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 2, 2019