ChRiS's definitions

[SALMON]

To "leap like a salmon", usually used in football matches to describe an amazing leaping header. A legendary footballing technique. The word "SALMON!" is usually shouted to pre-emt a "salmon".
Famously mastered by Chris "Salmon!" Allen, for the Mighty Boosh FC.

"That man leapt like a salmon!"

".....SALMON!"

SALMON!

by Chris June 17, 2006

four man bob

four man bob is a poo that you have to rock yourself like a bobsleigh just to get it out you ass

eugh this is horrible four man bobber

by Chris January 10, 2005

seatbelt

another word for condom but only when the person says "ride"

Yea, I gave her a "ride" but I used a seatbelt

by Chris January 22, 2005

teflon

The ability to deflect or deny blame in a work situation

You Teflonned that one!

by Chris October 24, 2003

juggaho

a subspecies of the infamous juggalo. they are, as our generation likes to call them, "wannabe" juggalos. there is some confusion to the laymen about what this is sometimes. the fact is that anyone who wants to be "down wid da clown" is neither reputable nor intelegent. thus they are intrinsicly the same.

i sent three juggahos to jail and another has AIDS. my day is good.

by chris January 23, 2005

whoot

Aussie for "What."

"Heya Jane, how ya going, mate?"

"WHOOOOOT?!?!"

or

"You're on crack"

"Sorry, WHOOOOOOTT?! WHOOOOT?!"

by chris December 17, 2003

dairy queen

one of the best fast-food restaurants in the world.

Let's go to Dairy Queen and get us a Hungr Buster, Oreo Blizzard, fries, and a Dilly Bar!

by Chris November 9, 2004