wikipedia

Basically it's Urban Dictionary but with all the entries based around sex-realted slang replaced by intellectual thought. A good proportion of it may or may not be written by crazy people in caves who haven't seen sunlight in years, and as a result believe that "splinkard" is a real world.
"Do NOT quote wikipedia in your dissertation! It is not an academic source." Bloody useful though.
by Chris May 13, 2005
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dsl

a female with dick-suckin-lips!!
Damn... you see that girl...baby got DSL
by Chris February 21, 2005
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krillin

A funny, short, and slightly manipulative Shaolin monk. Best friend of Goku. Husband of 18. Father of Marron.
"Hey Frieza? Want to try that again?" *Moons him* "Here's your target!"
by Chris September 29, 2003
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Lalap Jons

A lalap jons is a maiden voyage of darland banks and explores the jeeebas kahns in all proverbs.
Chris: Come aboard the lalap

Sam:whhooooaaaaaatttt!!!!
by Chris January 21, 2005
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wu blunt

a cigar rolled with marijuana and cocaine sprinkled on top
yo i smoked a fat wu-blunt last night and my shit was all numb
by chris May 13, 2005
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paris hilton

n. 1 a person who has not done motherfucking shit to be idolized and looked as a celebrity 2 pretentious cocksucker 3 No personality 4 Dull 5 Boring 6 Nose Surgery 7 Orange Tan 8 Fake blue contacts 9 A waste of make-up (about 3 fucking tons of it to make her look good) 9 Without make-up a shit-faced fucking ugly gremlin 10 A generic looking platinum blonde no class whore that acts no different than a redneck piece of shit slut in the trailer park that all the other redneck trailer trash people wish they looked like or had in their bedroom 11 The perfect example of taking the girl out of the trailer park but not taking the trailer park out of the girl.

you get the idea…fuck Paris Hilton
"Me, a slut? What ya'll talking bout? I ain't no Paris Hilton!"
by Chris August 30, 2004
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Moth

A clueless and or stupid person that appears to be staring at a light all day, with no reguards as to what's happening in the real world.
"Tommy is such a moth!"
by Chris March 31, 2005
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