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Definitions by ChRiS

nippin' it 

hard nipples caused especially from cooler weather, THO
nippin' it by Chris July 29, 2004

lumber jackin 

Smokin weed, in refference to cutting down "trees". Bay Area
Chris and Jay Be Lumber Jackin like a muthafucka.
lumber jackin by Chris July 27, 2004
A penis that is more wide than long.
"Fuckin' hell Git, you've got a chode" or "Jesus Christ, that looks like a fat sausage" or "Choooooddddeeeee" or "FAT COCK, FAT COCK, FAT COCK AHAHAHAHAHHAA" Thats all.
Chode by Chris July 14, 2004

American Couch Sloth 

Someone who walks around, complaining that he has too many things going on at once and can't do any of them.
"Hey, we need your help!"
"Not right now, leave me alone, I'm busy"
Then you see him doing nothing but walking around talking about how busy he is.
zona - jail,prison in russian slang, word itself translates as zone..obvious really.
"on tolko sto iz zoni vishol.." -
"He's just out"
zona by chris July 3, 2004

American Couch Sloth 

Lazy Bastard that can't do anything on his own, so he "lets" people do it for him.
"I'm going to let you take that computer home with you to look at it"
"Oh, lucky me"
American Couch Sloth by Chris June 29, 2004
A band that my friends and I are working on, featuring Ian Focht on guitar, Brent Hayes on drums, and myself on bass. Though we don't play or practice yet, we do write poems to eventually become songs and such. We also have fans already, sort of.
Xerox is heavily influenced by some modern metal bands, such as Apartment 26, and Korn, aswell as many classic rock bands, such as The Ramones, Nirvana, and AC/DC.
Xerox by Chris June 21, 2004