ChRiS's definitions

jim beam

Genuine Kentucky bourbon.

Do you want a Tom Collins? No, I'll have a Beam and Coke, thanks.

by chris September 22, 2003

Headies

High grade Cannabis. Usually contains small white specks and reddish hairs on the leaves.

Dank is good but headies is better!

by Chris July 22, 2003

DEEZ

ghetto for these.

deez nutz

by chris October 23, 2002

smut

That which appeals to the prurient interest, lacking serious literary, artistic, political or scientific merit. In spite of the academics shortcomings of smut (also know as "cliterature"), the review and perusal of the same occupies a disproportionate amount of the time of "smutographers" across a broad spectrum of personalities and countries.

abr.: pvr

I was persuing www.z4um.com the other day and was surprised to see how much smut was posted there... they even have a "smut corner!"

by Chris November 22, 2004

wiener-dick

An annoying fuck who wont leave u alone.

Zack.why do u have to be such a wiener-dick?

by chris March 21, 2005

Pathfinder

My online name, see Chris Grisdale

pathfinder: hello n00bs

by Chris April 4, 2004

Chattanooga (Choo Choo) Steamer

1)When you take a shit on someones face and then stomp the hell out of their face with some old shoes while the shit is still on their face.

"That dude was talking shit so I gave him a Chattanooga Steamer!"

by Chris November 17, 2004