Cesar's definitions

giving birth to a texan

Means to take an enourmous shit. Your eyes water when pushing out that texan!

After a night of bbq and beer, the next morning I had to "give birth to a texan".

by cesar March 28, 2005

orz

Describing someone on his head and knee with frustration, Orz is originated from Japan and popular with internet users.

David,The MVP of ALCS in 2004,said goodbye to the Yankees' with his moon shot. Now tell me"who is your daddy?"......Orz Ortiz

by Cesar March 27, 2005

Bang

To have violent sexual intercourse with a woman. Induced by the male.

past Tense: Bung

I bung her last night!

by cesar February 16, 2003

skrollz

the process of lookin hot the opposite of DAYTON or CHAVEZ or JAKE ZWIRN

hey you look skrollz
looking skoollz man
dam you look like skrollz

by Cesar January 5, 2005

g_g

A sleepy anime smiley.

I didn't get enough sleep. g_g

by Cesar September 15, 2004

pepi

The cutest guy ever... last name p

oh my got pepi is HOT

by Cesar January 5, 2005

jet lag

A condition that is characterized by various effects as fatigue and irritability, occurs following long flight through several time zones, and probably results from alteration of biorhythms in the human body.

I had a long trip, I'm really tired and jet lag is horrible.

by Cesar January 2, 2005