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Definitions by CelticEagle

Christ Kardashian 

Mainly used to describe a hot and thicc woman who is also a good Christian. But no matter how great of an ass they've got they almost never do anal sex.
I saw this hot lady in church today with a great ass. She was such a Christ Kardashian, but I as a Christian know better not to do anal sex (hey it hurts anyway so why even bother doing it in the first place?)
Christ Kardashian by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
Humor, it's complicated.
Humor by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

Gum Wall 

A brick wall covered in used chewing gum located in an alleyway in Post Alley under Pike Place Market in Downtown Seattle, Washington. It is considered a local landmark within the city.
Me and my family got to see the gum wall in Seattle today and it looked beautiful.
Gum Wall by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

Pre-Internet Meme

Basically, a meme that existed way before the evolution and popularization of the internet. Memes have actually been around as long as 2,000 years with the oldest one in history being the Sator Square.

Some of the most notable pre-internet memes are Killroy Was Here, Frodo Lives, Bert Is Evil and Andre the Giant Has a Posse.
To be honest, I prefer pre-internet memes over 2010s memes. But unfortunately, there wasn't any internet to post them back then so I highly doubt anyone back then who shared Frodo Lives even knew who Frodo Baggins was or what Lord of the Rings even was considering how like I said, there was no internet back then.
Pre-Internet Meme by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

2000s Memes 

Memes from the 2000s decade (mainly the mid-to-late 2000s, which many consider to be the golden age of memes). Some of the best and most iconic memes in history such as Rickroll, Philosoraptor, Trololo, Chuck Norris Facts, Chocolate Rain, Numa Numa, Afro Ninja, Dramatic Chipmunk, Star Wars Kid, Sneezing Baby Panda and so many more were around during the 2000s.
2000s memes are honestly more hilarious and kickass than most shitty 2010s memes. Last decade truly was the best for meme culture (back when memes had a much better reputation).
2000s Memes by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

Dr. Syntax 

The world's first ever non-animated cartoon character created in 1809 by British artist Thomas Rowlandson. His appearance is that of a scrawny and eccentric elderly clergyman/schoolmaster. He was hugely successful, spawning many imitators and even creating the first ever market for tie-in merchandise.
Without Dr. Syntax, famous characters like Mickey Mouse, Bonzo the Dog and Felix the Cat wouldn't have had their iconic cartoony designs.
Dr. Syntax by CelticEagle February 5, 2019

Eurynomos 

A flesh-devouring daimon (spirit) in Greek mythology. He was known as the netherworld daimon of rotting corpses dwelling in the Underworld.
Eurynomos is where former Mayhem guitarist Euronymous got his stage name from.
Eurynomos by CelticEagle February 5, 2019