Blood Libel

1: Blood libel (also blood accusation) refers to a false accusation or claim that religious minorities, usually Jews, murder children to use their blood in certain aspects of their religious rituals and holidays. Historically, these claims—alongside those of well poisoning and host desecration—have been a major theme in European persecution of Jews.

2: a word Sarah Palin uses when she is confused and desperate.
Guy 1: those neighbors are crazy, I aware there is a Blood Libel going on over there.

Guy 2: Isn't that some word Sarah Palin made up?

Guy 1: Actually it's murdering children for religious ceremonies.

Guy 2: Oh....
by Caseyds620 January 17, 2011
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Drive-By Conversation

When you are walking past two or more people having a conversation, and not knowing the context, often perceive it as inappropriate or funny.
(Man walks by)

Guy 1: Yeah she's really taking it hard.

Guy2: yeah it sounds like all that vibration is killing her bones.

Man 1: That's a drive-by conversation if I ever seen one.
by Caseyds620 January 25, 2011
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Hoetotype

When a pimp finds his hoe shot up on the street and takes them home. He has the technology to rebuild her, faster, stronger, and most importantly, lots and lots of faux fur....
Pimp: My Hoetotype is finally complete!
by Caseyds620 December 24, 2010
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Gasp For Cum

When you are masturbating under a blanket or in a sleeping bag and when you begin to orgasm you frantically claw your way out.
Mom: What are you doing son!?

Dad: Don't worry honey, it's just a gasp for cum
by Caseyds620 November 04, 2010
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Radio Fidget

When you hear a song you like on the radio or mp3 player, and you adjust the bass, fader, treble, fader and balance to het it just right, but as soon as you finish the song is over and the process repeats.
Joe: What the he'll man! Your pull in a radio fidget!
by Caseyds620 September 02, 2010
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Cock Blockade

When a group of people (usually friends) gang up on you and "block" you from having sex with a woman. It is different than cock block in the fact that it involves multiple people.
(Open door with girlfriend to find all my friends)

Me: Dammit! It's a cock blockade!
by Caseyds620 December 15, 2010
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Mind Scare

When you begin thinking dirty or inappropriate thoughts and you fall under the impression that somebody is reading your mind, and are disgusted at you.

This emotion is usually triggered from a dirty look, or a que, but usually it is actually made up to scare yourself.

Symtoms include:
Nausea
Vomiting
High blood pressure
Stroke
Awkward boner
Emotional eating

Triggers:
Your mom doing yoga
Thinking about your dog and peanut butter at the same time
Parents going through divorce

Cures:
Going to the bathroom for a few minutes
Go into room and play loud music
Play old computer games
Dream about owning a big ass chain
Bullet to the brain
Guy 1: the other day, my best friend took her top off in class when the teacher wasn't looking, and when I got home I sware my stepdad was reading my mind.

Guy 2: sounds like you became a victim of a mind scare.

Guy 1: is there any treatment?

Guy 2: I think the best course of action is a bullet to the brain.
by Caseyds620 January 22, 2011
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