the "kfc" loving people

the kfc loving people are a harsh group of thugs who love to steal. They commit half the crimes in the world but are only a small percentage of people in the world. They love to hold gun sideways and consume kfc, watermelon and Kool aid. even though they love Kool aid the one thing they fear the most is the Kool Klux Klan. imagine if the kfc loving people made there own kkk, it would be called the Kool Aid Klan
Person: No! please don't rob me!

the "kfc" loving people: shut up nigga! we goin to rob yo ass and eat yo kfc!
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Fantonk

Step 1. Fantonk is eating someone out so hard that there asshole is 10x more expanded.
Step 2. after its expanded you want to crawl up the victims asshole until you're so up in them that you're living in them
Step 3. When you're in them and living you can do all you want. this includes building a house and eating there organs from the inside (and feces) until there fucking dead.
Josh. Yo Brogmus guess who i Fantonked yesterday?

Josh. Who?

Josh. Bradley

Josh. That's not good Bradley's dead!

Josh. He tasted good tho
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Daniel Timmes

Daniel Timmes is the name of a Huge Plugger Nigger who when jumps makes the ground shake. when he stands still he makes sinkholes in the ground from the floor falling below him.
"Earthquake happens"
girl 1: OH MY GOD! Why is the ground shaking??!

girl 2: I think Daniel Timmes jumped!
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Fantonk

Step 1. Fantonk is eating someone out so hard that there asshole is 10x more expanded.
Step 2. after its expanded you want to crawl up the victims asshole until you're so up in them that you're living in them
Step 3. When you're in them and living you can do all you want. this includes building a house and eating there organs from the inside (and feces) until there fucking dead.
Josh. Yo Brogmus guess who i Fantonked yesterday?

Josh. Who?

Josh. Bradley

Josh. That's not good Bradley's dead!

Josh. He tasted good tho
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Kool Aid Klan

A group of "people" who love Kool aid. They dress up in big black hooded sheets with torches and guns. They're Arch enemies with the klu Klux Klan.
Woman: Oh My God, that group of people are robbing the bank!

Woman 2: Its probably the Kool Aid Klan
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UnFantonk

Unfantonk is where someone stiches someone else's ass up so they cant poo or remove the stiches other wise there asshole will be ripped open
Bradley (from the dead). Hey josh I just Unfantonked you!

Josh (looking at his asshole). Nooo! (shits everywhere then dies)
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Skibiti Dookie

Skibiti Dookie is when you hide in a toilet and wait for your friend to take a shit and eat it. then poke your head out the toilet with shit in your mouth and say skibiti dop dop dop yes yes!
(epic troll)
Guy 1 hiding in toilet

Guy 2 goes to take a shit

Guy 1: Nom Nom Nom (pokes head out) skibiti dop dop dop yes yes!

Guy 2: Ah! you got me

Guy 1: haha you just got Skibiti Dookie'd!
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