Caroline 's definitions
by Caroline January 10, 2005

by Caroline June 15, 2003

by caroline May 18, 2004

Although Melanie thought her mascara application was flawless, her eyelashes really looked like scary spiderlegs
by Caroline February 13, 2005

I was bored one day on the internet, so I decided to grow a website which I intended to fill to the brim with random snippets and slices of fun from my life, which may or may not be amusing depending on whether you're boring or not. I searched frantically for inspiration for a name. I was reading the fifth Harry Potter book at the time and as my eyes skimmed the page like milk, those dreaded words (uttered by Professor Umbridge) caught my eye..."Hem hem". The simple beauty of these words combined together to form one marvellous sound and I knew it would be a fantastically satisfactory title for my site.
by caroline June 11, 2004

A person possessing extremely large sex appeal in spite of being a care bear. Possibly the most gorgeous and sexy and cute thing ever invented, better than The Beatles and Darius put together. Also has good taste in music and smells nice.
by caroline June 11, 2004
