Carmen's definitions

gigelo

a male prostitute. a male whore

hey im a gigelo. look me up in da porn mag

by carmen May 13, 2005

checkers

a "Burgers-Fries-Cola" joint found in DC, MD, and VA(possibly in other east coast cities). Quite possibly the best burgers and fries you can get short of being gourmet... beware, they are really big, and really greasy.

Person #1: Do you want to go to McDonalds or Arby's?
Person #2: Nah, let's go to Checkers.

by carmen November 6, 2003

whisky dick

longer than normal erection and climax time due to alcohol in a man's system.

I was trying to cum and get this overwith, but I had whisky dick.

by carmen February 10, 2005

tl, dr

too long, didn't read
most often used in forums, when someone writs a really long post

tl, dr. that was a freaking essay.

by Carmen March 23, 2004

sock

a secondary name used on a message board; a sockpuppet

He has about 3 socks on this board.

by Carmen October 24, 2003

prank-a-tizzie

When you are pranked, you have been prank-a-tizzied.

Nerf is cool. JUST KIDDING! PRANK-A-TIZZIE!

by Carmen September 14, 2004

schmobbin

driving really fast in a car

damn did u see her,she was schmobbin in her brand new car

by carmen March 30, 2005