Carly Wild's definitions

Sniva

Someone who is a snake and a diva, also known as a Samuel Betty.

The only reason you make so much commission is that you are a sniva and no one is willing to put up with your 'tude.

by Carly Wild January 15, 2009

Silent Castle

A game that gets loudmouths to shut up. Usually used as a meditative exercise for the sane individual before sleep. Also known as a competitive children's game where the child who stays silent the longest receives a non-existent prize.

Lara: You know this guy who was hitting on me, blah blah bl-
Jane: I have a great idea, let's play Silent Castle One, two, three, go!

**Quiet**

by Carly Wild December 23, 2008

That's what happens

A catchphrase used to rub one's success in an enemies' nose.

Pitcher: "I should have known better than to throw him a fast ball right down the middle of the plate."

Batter: " That's what happens !"

by Carly Wild February 12, 2009

Alien Jizz

When you get a green liquid mess such as kiwi juice, pea soup, wheat grass shot, etc. on the front of your nice, clean, starched shirt.

Bob: "What the fuck is on the front of your shirt?!"
Sue: "It's alien jizz... after being anally probed, the Martian men decided to use my shirt as a cum rag, tastes delicious!"

by Carly Wild June 19, 2008

In a mood

A bitchy or pissed-off attitude towards the whole of humankind. Often expressed through whining, cussing and snapping gestures. Usually pertains solely to the female gender and/or twinks.

Tyrone: Hey Tay, you want some popcorn?

Shantay: You best shut yo mouth before I cut you!

Tyrone: Damn gurl, you in a mood!

by Carly Wild April 27, 2010

Nuttier than a fruitcake

A euphemism for bat shit crazy.

My grandpa used to mow the law in nothing but a wife beater, hot pants and cow boy boots. He's nuttier than a fruitcake!

by Carly Wild May 7, 2010

Hubba hubba wakee saa

Hurry the fuck up in "Japanese"

Hubba hubba wakee saa ! My vagina is starting to resemble the mohave desert.

by Carly Wild January 29, 2009