Carly Wild's definitions

The Alabama Slip

When you stick your dick in someone's ass by "accident."

My girlfriend wants to stay a virgin until marriage so I gave her The Alabama Slip instead.

by Carly Wild July 2, 2008

cocker

Slang for cocktail

My girlfriend Kirsten told me to go to the bar and grab a cocker and I am now facing criminal charges for sexual assault. I wish I knew she meant a Cosmo.

by Carly Wild February 12, 2009

In a mood

A bitchy or pissed-off attitude towards the whole of humankind. Often expressed through whining, cussing and snapping gestures. Usually pertains solely to the female gender and/or twinks.

Tyrone: Hey Tay, you want some popcorn?

Shantay: You best shut yo mouth before I cut you!

Tyrone: Damn gurl, you in a mood!

by Carly Wild April 27, 2010

Nuttier than a fruitcake

A euphemism for bat shit crazy.

My grandpa used to mow the law in nothing but a wife beater, hot pants and cow boy boots. He's nuttier than a fruitcake!

by Carly Wild May 7, 2010

Hubba hubba wakee saa

Hurry the fuck up in "Japanese"

Hubba hubba wakee saa ! My vagina is starting to resemble the mohave desert.

by Carly Wild January 29, 2009

Mugz

Plural for mug, which is short for "mother fuckers."

Attention students, someone keeps poopin in the hallway! We've got a serial pooper on the loose, watch where you step mugz!

by Carly Wild December 1, 2014

hella clean

Dope and/or sick. Hot off the market.

I saw a hella sick Lamborghini today. That shit was hella clean.

by Carly Wild June 25, 2009