Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Carlos de la Cerda

Goon Slapped

When a goon gets slapped hard and cries for days.

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When an online Goon has a complete meltdown

That user is having a full goonmentia episode

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Goon dust the powder residue left when Old Goons slaps her Old Minge To Dave

Oh no look at that messy goon dust on the sofa

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Bitter east European women who scavages online for scraps of gossip about people.

Hyena Alina the bitter old woman gossiping again

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Omer A homeless Turkish guy who can't afford clean undies

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A Chatillionaire, a person who frequents chat sites claiming they're mega rich. They usually have names like Jack, Ilyas, Omar and Kerim.

Omg the Chatillionaires are on again bragging about money

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a silly old goon who pretends to be female but I’d really a ‘him’

That himreally is pretending to be a female again

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