Definitions by CarlTheShanker

necropedophile 

rapes dead children.

hey john my friend goes for walks

necropedophile by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

koala hugger 

somebody terribly offended every time someone cuts down a bamboo tree they say "thinkof the panda's"

me: hey i cut down a bamboo tree
koala hugger: you **** (pulls out gun)
me: sorry man

koala hugger by CarlTheShanker November 6, 2003

hubba bubba

used as slang for gum.

hey friend, can i have a piece of hubba bubba?

hubba bubba by CarlTheShanker November 5, 2003

pwnzzor 

when you are "owning" sometimes people say I am teh pwnzzor.

man i own.
I am teh pwnzzor

pwnzzor by CarlTheShanker November 5, 2003

AOL disk

used to do many things. I really dont know what has not been done with these handy little free disks.

hey i will hit that old man with this aol disk for $5.

AOL disk by CarlTheShanker November 5, 2003

define the variable 

something done in Math.

teacher: define the variables students
student: screw you

define the variable by CarlTheShanker November 5, 2003

football mom 

a mom who is the exact opposite of a soccer mom. allows children to have fun.

the football mom took her children to a concert while the soccer mom's children were at home miserable

football mom by CarlTheShanker November 5, 2003