Definitions by Carl Wheezer's Croissant

split keyboard 

A feature on practically every mobile keyboard that is either the most useful or the most fucking useless and annoying feature

Dickface: I love my split keyboard

Cowshit: piss off, split keyboard can suck my dick

split keyboard by Carl Wheezer's Croissant June 20, 2023

big dick 

something you don't have

you don't have a big dick.

big dick by Carl Wheezer's Croissant January 11, 2022

Embrat

The only 4 element monster on plant island and is the thickest of all monsters in My Singing Monsters.

Friend 1: Hey! Have You Gotten Embrat Yet?

Friend 2: No, I Haven't Found The Breeding Combination Yet...

Friend 2: Have You Tried T-rox And Potbelly Yet?

Friend 1: Doing It Right Now!

Embrat by Carl Wheezer's Croissant June 15, 2021

2wtfgrkj;ltrgfjuklediu 

the shear sound of a gamer that lost 2nd place on a game.

gamer: 2wtfgrkj;ltrgfjuklediu

teammate: F

2wtfgrkj;ltrgfjuklediu by Carl Wheezer's Croissant June 3, 2021

Nickel Beach 

A Beach Located In port Colborne And Is One Of The Only Beaches In Port Colborne.

Port Colborne Enjoyer: Let's Go To Nickel Beach!

Non-Port Colborne Enjoyer: N O

Nickel Beach by Carl Wheezer's Croissant June 2, 2021

Calcium Sauce 

Another Word For Milk

Calcium Sauce Makes Your Boes Strong Kids!

Calcium Sauce by Carl Wheezer's Croissant June 2, 2021

1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-['=] 

You Have Reached Unholy Amounts Of Boredom And Decided To Type The Whole Keyboard Diagonally

Bored Guy 1: "I've Typed The Entire Keyboard 10 Different Ways And I'm Still Bored...What Should I Do Now?"

Bored Guy 2: "Have You Typed It Like 1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'="

Bored Guy 1: "Doing It Right Now"

1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-['=] by Carl Wheezer's Croissant May 26, 2021