47 definitions by Carl J. Maltese
by Carl J. Maltese March 26, 2007
Websters Dictionary once defined 'World War III' as: "A hypothetical war of the future involving nuclear and/or biological weapons and resulting in the near or total destruction of mankind."
There are also many, many books, novels, short stories, scenarios, pamphlets, tracts, magazines, comic books, movies, and television shows dealing with this subject.
There are also many, many books, novels, short stories, scenarios, pamphlets, tracts, magazines, comic books, movies, and television shows dealing with this subject.
The One True Comment on World War III:
"I don't know what weapons will be used in the Third World War, but the Fourth will see the survivors...armed with clubs!"--Albert Einstein
"I don't know what weapons will be used in the Third World War, but the Fourth will see the survivors...armed with clubs!"--Albert Einstein
by Carl J. Maltese June 20, 2007
Toasterphobia is the dreaded fear of sticking a fork into a toaster even after it's been unplugged....because sometimes the toaster remembers!
Mike: "Because of my severe toasterphobia, I have continuous nightmares about being chased by a giant toaster and a giant fork wearing running shoes!"
Art: "Dude, you're f**king wacked!!"
Art: "Dude, you're f**king wacked!!"
by Carl J. Maltese April 15, 2007
"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"
by Carl J. Maltese April 21, 2007
by Carl J. Maltese April 9, 2007
Human Resources Person: "So, what sort of experience do have for this job?"
Trendoid Preppyuppie Throwback: "Well, I went to my senior prom in a stretch limo that cost my father...."
Human Resources Person: "Uh, that's not what I asked you. Do you or do you not have experience? Hmmmm?"
Trendoid Preppyuppie Throwback: "Well, uh....my father's rich and I dated a cheerleader and....did I mention I went to the prom?"
Human Resources Person: "NEXT!!"
Trendoid Preppyuppie Throwback: "Well, I went to my senior prom in a stretch limo that cost my father...."
Human Resources Person: "Uh, that's not what I asked you. Do you or do you not have experience? Hmmmm?"
Trendoid Preppyuppie Throwback: "Well, uh....my father's rich and I dated a cheerleader and....did I mention I went to the prom?"
Human Resources Person: "NEXT!!"
by Carl J. Maltese May 11, 2007
Symbolic, alagorical name of that which is evil, bad, or wrong in certain novels, such as "Lord of the Flies."
"In 'Lord of the Flies' by William Golding, the character that represented evil was named 'Jack.' The character that represented good was named 'Roger,' and the character that represented order & rationality was named 'Piggy.'"
by Carl J. Maltese April 10, 2007