michigan

a place where your horoscope is correct more often than the weather channel

"independence day fireworks have been canceled due to heavy snow and low visibility"

by cardenio February 04, 2005

mooren

Very stupid and very left-wing.

Michael Moore is a mooren.

by cardenio April 06, 2005

live journal

live journal (lj) – n. Free online blogging service.
analogy Live journals are like ropes. They help you climb the social ladder. However, the rope (lj) only works if you reach out (type in your password) and grab it (pick a cool color scheme, generally an unreadable one) and pull yourself up (write daily updates as to how your life is going and how stupid everything else is, then open the forum for comments). It also helps to post some hawt pictures of yourself, especially when posed with two or three members of the opposite sex.

www.livejournal.com/users/apec766

by cardenio April 06, 2005

upper peninsula

the most-ignored location on the map

"hey, michigan is shaped like a hand!"

by cardenio February 04, 2005

ish

ish – interj. or suffix 1. Sort of. 2. Kind of. 3. A little bit. 4. Not quite. 5. Alright. 6. Okay. 7. Decent. 8. Iffy. 9. Somewhat. 10. Not entirely. 11. Yes, except not.

I guess it's ishy...?

by cardenio April 06, 2005

hawt

hawt – adj. Trying very hard but completely failing at making yourself physically attractive, especially in front of a camera. Modern English: hot > Old English > hát

aren't these pictures on my livejournal so hawt?

by cardenio October 15, 2006

freshman

freshman – n. Annoying person who doesn’t know their way around, thinks they know everything, or can’t respect the rules of seniority. Often a ninth-grader.

I know you were here last year. You're still a freshman!

by cardenio April 06, 2005