trumpet

The greatest instrument ever. The instrument that gets to play fanfares. The instrument that can produce many messed-up (in a good way) sounds. For example, blowing air across the valve end caps produces a low wind-whistle, and if you trill the valve, the wind-whistle also trills. You can shriek by blowing a sharp burst of air across the mouthpiece. You can sound like an elephant by lowering the valves halfway and blowing.

Also, the first five letters spell "trump"

--Whoa, what's that? It's friggin' huge!
--That's the trumpet ego.

by cardenio February 05, 2005

troll

someone from the lower peninsula of michigan and likes to complain about the excess of snow they think they got

"we got an inch of snow and they closed school"

by cardenio February 05, 2005

freshman

freshman – n. Annoying person who doesn’t know their way around, thinks they know everything, or can’t respect the rules of seniority. Often a ninth-grader.

I know you were here last year. You're still a freshman!

by cardenio April 06, 2005

flint

city in michigan with a mayor who publicly cusses people out

polluted river in michigan teeming with three-headed fish and mutant demon golf balls

"so, where're you from?"
"uhhh.... never mind"

by cardenio February 05, 2005

mooren

Very stupid and very left-wing.

Michael Moore is a mooren.

by cardenio April 06, 2005

social ladder

social ladder – n. Metaphorical ladder that nonlosers are continuously trying to climb.
analogy The social ladder is like Mount Everest: Lots of people try to climb (be popular), but few reach the top (become popular). At any point you can fall into a crevice (fall off the ladder), or fall victim to hypothermia, starvation, fratricide, etc. (drugs, alcohol, fratricide, etc.) and die (die). Also, getting to the top is completely pointless, unless you really want your name to be known. Except that nobody remembers who climbed Mount Everest anyway.

see my definition of loser

by cardenio April 06, 2005

upper peninsula

the most-ignored location on the map

"hey, michigan is shaped like a hand!"

by cardenio February 05, 2005