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Work the circle

A phrase meaning to efficiently accomplish a task by being the outlier of a choactic or upredictable scenario, similiar to how hyenas or wolves herd their prey .
WAITER: "Table 1 and 3 want their plates abd two is undecided what ahould i do?
Manager: Work the circle, take order from table one and three then go back to two.
by Capuchin for Hire January 16, 2022
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Welingo

When you make a grammatical error because you were subconsciously hungry when trying to perform said literary task.
Person: Dam I forgot how to spell hangry, must be my welingo kicking in.
by Capuchin for Hire January 19, 2022
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When the air is dry

A reply typically given to someone anticipating your next move ;implying that you will only perform at your most optimal level when everything has come to a standstill from the ensuing shitstorm.
Person 1: "Ready to climb devil's canyon?"
Person 2: "When the air is dry."
by Capuchin for Hire December 15, 2021
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Sweatshopped

A photoshop of a picture so well done you'd think the creator took hours, maybe even days making it for the sole purpose of appraisal.
Guy 1: "Man that billboard looks hella fleek; I want me a new Z phone."
Guy 2: It's sweatshopped, the Z phone runs like a pixalated dinosaur. at best."
by Capuchin for Hire December 20, 2021
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TOILET Spotter

The helper in charge of your paper route or delivery routes who sits in the drivers seat to avoid traffic violation write-ups. They are the king's advocate and secobd in command.
Guy 1:" Dam dude how did you manage to hit up all the stops on time without any citations?"
Guy 2: "it's dave, he's my toilet spotter while im out delivering pay stubs."
by Capuchin for Hire December 20, 2021
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Playing chess with the poltergeist

When you stay up during the witching hours playing chess by yourself because everyone is sleeping or far away from the scope of control.
Person 1: "sorry man i cant stay up any longer, i'm too tired."
Person 2: It's ok, i'll be staying up Playing chess with the poltergeist That'll keep me busy."
by Capuchin for Hire March 30, 2022
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doug dimmadomed

When you get so high you fall head first from your chair.
Person 1:" Wow jake so slumped he fell back from his chair"
Person 2:" Yea he got doug dimmadomed."
by Capuchin for Hire April 8, 2022
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