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A male who has either suffered a detrimental leg injury on one leg that impedes his mobility either from scar tissue or because he is missing one leg. The probability of there being a one-legged greg are exponentially higher in the modern day society. The female counterpart is known as one-legged Meg.
Greg:"FUCK! My hamstring just locked up, help a brother out."
Jeff: " No problem one-legged Greg, on it!"
Jeff: " No problem one-legged Greg, on it!"
by Capuchin for Hire March 8, 2023
Get the one-legged Greg mug.When you create artificial traffic by actively using a bunch of bots or phones in a single vehicle to dissuade other gps users from using the same pathway as you.
Steve: Yo we gotta be in LA in less then 10hrs, lets make like Moses and Jack the Track!
Kenneth: Ok let me just boot up these 50 phones and run google maps to the same spot , No traffic no static.
Kenneth: Ok let me just boot up these 50 phones and run google maps to the same spot , No traffic no static.
by Capuchin for Hire August 11, 2023
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by Capuchin for Hire April 23, 2022
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Guy 1: "Man that billboard looks hella fleek; I want me a new Z phone."
Guy 2: It's sweatshopped, the Z phone runs like a pixalated dinosaur. at best."
Guy 2: It's sweatshopped, the Z phone runs like a pixalated dinosaur. at best."
by Capuchin for Hire December 20, 2021
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Person 1:" Man the news is full of bad apples."
Person 2: " You should try to Wake-and-laugh, go on urbandictionary for word of the day as soon as you wake up."
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by Capuchin for Hire April 8, 2022
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Kenny:"Yo there's no orders and the warehouse is all fixed up, what is there to do?
Rick:" Milk the clock i guess, just another mundane monday."
Rick:" Milk the clock i guess, just another mundane monday."
by Capuchin for Hire June 10, 2023
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Person 2: "About the cake in the mangrove forest?"
Person 1:"Yea, the guy is an absolute bozodozer. He took a slice while there was an alligator scoping him out in the back."
Person 2: "About the cake in the mangrove forest?"
Person 1:"Yea, the guy is an absolute bozodozer. He took a slice while there was an alligator scoping him out in the back."
by Capuchin for Hire March 19, 2022
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