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When you make a grammatical error because you were subconsciously hungry when trying to perform said literary task.
by Capuchin for Hire January 19, 2022
Get the Welingo mug.A reply typically given to someone anticipating your next move ;implying that you will only perform at your most optimal level when everything has come to a standstill from the ensuing shitstorm.
by Capuchin for Hire December 15, 2021
Get the When the air is dry mug.A photoshop of a picture so well done you'd think the creator took hours, maybe even days making it for the sole purpose of appraisal.
Guy 1: "Man that billboard looks hella fleek; I want me a new Z phone."
Guy 2: It's sweatshopped, the Z phone runs like a pixalated dinosaur. at best."
Guy 2: It's sweatshopped, the Z phone runs like a pixalated dinosaur. at best."
by Capuchin for Hire December 20, 2021
Get the Sweatshopped mug.The helper in charge of your paper route or delivery routes who sits in the drivers seat to avoid traffic violation write-ups. They are the king's advocate and secobd in command.
Guy 1:" Dam dude how did you manage to hit up all the stops on time without any citations?"
Guy 2: "it's dave, he's my toilet spotter while im out delivering pay stubs."
Guy 2: "it's dave, he's my toilet spotter while im out delivering pay stubs."
by Capuchin for Hire December 20, 2021
Get the TOILET Spotter mug.Person 1: "dam rodger keeps sending crappy videos, i cant make out shit."
Person 2: " Yea, he keeps sending those videos from his ionized potato, it's a nokia brick.
Person 2: " Yea, he keeps sending those videos from his ionized potato, it's a nokia brick.
by Capuchin for Hire March 19, 2022
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Person 2: "About the cake in the mangrove forest?"
Person 1:"Yea, the guy is an absolute bozodozer. He took a slice while there was an alligator scoping him out in the back."
Person 2: "About the cake in the mangrove forest?"
Person 1:"Yea, the guy is an absolute bozodozer. He took a slice while there was an alligator scoping him out in the back."
by Capuchin for Hire March 19, 2022
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Person 1: "Man how do you keep waking up on time?"
Person 2:" I used my tranqbuzzer, i really dont want to be here."
Person 2:" I used my tranqbuzzer, i really dont want to be here."
by Capuchin for Hire March 24, 2022
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