Definitions by Capuchin for Hire

Monkeypox 

A disease spawned from the vengeful spirit of Harambee to plague the human race for his unjustly death.

Person 1:man I got cysts everywhere!
Person 2: Monkeypox is a bad omen enacted by Harambee the great.

Monkeypox by Capuchin for Hire August 4, 2022

Rise and Grime 

When you set wake up everyday to do the same thing , but just Half-ass your way through because you A. You are too physically or mentally tired B. Your rents due and you have no choice.

Person 1:Rise and grime Rick, your late for your 16 hour shift!
Person 2: FML, aight lets get it.

Rise and Grime by Capuchin for Hire April 23, 2022

Second-hand monkey-hand 

When the intial do teller gets told what to do.

Josh: "Go wash the dishes Mike."
Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh."
Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."

Second-hand monkey-hand by Capuchin for Hire April 23, 2022

Frankenhouse 

A house that generates its own energy from livestock, through the use of treadmills or similiar mechanisms.

Person 1:" Man look at those chickens go, they are really powering up my giant flatscreen t.v.!"
Person 2:" Yeah, looks like you got yourself a Frankenhouse going."

Frankenhouse by Capuchin for Hire April 23, 2022

Wake-and-Laugh 

When you wake up and the first thing you do is go on urbandictionary for word of the day, the best alternative ritual to your daily news readings to make you laugh.

Person 1:" Man the news is full of bad apples."
Person 2: " You should try to Wake-and-laugh, go on urbandictionary for word of the day as soon as you wake up."

Wake-and-Laugh by Capuchin for Hire April 8, 2022

doug dimmadomed 

When you get so high you fall head first from your chair.

Person 1:" Wow jake so slumped he fell back from his chair"
Person 2:" Yea he got doug dimmadomed."

doug dimmadomed by Capuchin for Hire April 8, 2022

Playing chess with the poltergeist 

When you stay up during the witching hours playing chess by yourself because everyone is sleeping or far away from the scope of control.

Person 1: "sorry man i cant stay up any longer, i'm too tired."
Person 2: It's ok, i'll be staying up Playing chess with the poltergeist That'll keep me busy."

Playing chess with the poltergeist by Capuchin for Hire March 30, 2022