gummyfuck

When a man with erectile dysfunction tries his best to have sex, but with each thrust ultimately injures his dick for it cannot stay hard.

I gummyfucked my girlfriend last night and my dick is purple and soft. Each soft thrust bruised the dick.

by CaptainTAT August 31, 2019

mummyfucker

Someone who is romantically and/or sexually attracted to (fictional) mummies.

Someone who appreciates the beauty of the bandages and the mystery that lies buried underneath.

*Not to be confused with necrophilia since they aren’t actually dead

“Hey have you read Rurouni Kenshin?”
“Hell yeah I have, Shishio is so damn hot. I’m such a mummyfucker now.”

by mummyfucker#1 October 11, 2019

gummy fuck

When you’re getting a blowjob from someone who doesn’t have any teeth and they use their gums instead of their lips for sensation on your cock

Guy 1: “I heard you fucked an old lady last night!”
Guy 2: “Yea she took her dentures out and gave me a gummy fuck!”

by Lil Beverage March 17, 2019

dummyfuck

when a cute guy you have a crush on is dumb as fuck

Janie: Idk CeCe he’s lackin
CeCe: He may be dummyfuck but I like him
Janie: *sighs*

by JanieP May 16, 2021

gummiefuck

Can be used as a verb or noun- refers to either someone who fucks something up, or is a fuck-up. Can also refer to the use malicious use of rape in/of a situation.

"Joe gummiefucked it up."
"Joe is a gummiefuck."
"I held this bitch down and gummiefucked the shit out of her."
"Quit trying to gummiefuck this up."

by the pied pirate January 26, 2009

gummiefucker

somebody that fucks a lot

she is a gummiefucker

by Lizz!_00 April 21, 2009

Gumfucked

An elderly person giving a blowjob after removing there false teeth

Bob (87yr old) Doris give me a blow job
Doris ( 91 yr old)
Is that a £15 normal

Or do you want Gumfucked for£20

by Jock 8796 August 12, 2016