Captain haha's definitions
When you are so pathetic, and you can’t let go, and you bully somebody in the finally having a conversation with you, When it abruptly ends, this is all you can say
by Captain haha July 13, 2022
Get the Ah can’t cha staymug. Her head game was on point, but when she started rubbing my balls,I could only concentrate on the ass kicking ball massage
by Captain haha August 12, 2021
Get the Ass Kicking Ball Massagemug. by Captain haha March 3, 2020
Get the Antiono the bastardmug. Jump at the table,This means not giving someone five seconds to collect their thoughts, you are so obsessed with talking to them it’s like they are carrying your dick in their back pocket
by Captain haha March 2, 2020
Get the Jump at the tablemug. by Captain haha February 29, 2020
Get the Waterfrontmug. When you’re trying to be smooth and cool, but you say the wrong thing in front of the wrong people, hence starting to say your ex girlfriends name and then correcting it to your current girlfriends name,In this case, trying to correct Maria to Jenny
I was there with MuaahJenny
by Captain haha March 1, 2020
Get the MuaahJennymug. When you have no fucking idea what your talking about,and you say something stupid that brings the conversation of an entire room of people to a halt
by Captain haha March 3, 2020
Get the Reconstituted cheesemug.