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Ah can’t cha stay

When you are so pathetic, and you can’t let go, and you bully somebody in the finally having a conversation with you, When it abruptly ends, this is all you can say
Sorry I have to go
Ah can’t cha stay?
No
by Captain haha July 13, 2022
mugGet the Ah can’t cha staymug.

Ass Kicking Ball Massage

Her head game was on point, but when she started rubbing my balls,I could only concentrate on the ass kicking ball massage
by Captain haha August 12, 2021
mugGet the Ass Kicking Ball Massagemug.

Antiono the bastard

Anyone who refuses to share a bowl of potato chips with everyone else
“ Hey Antiono you bastard,you gonna share those chips or what?”
Antiono the bastard
by Captain haha March 3, 2020
mugGet the Antiono the bastardmug.

Jump at the table

Jump at the table,This means not giving someone five seconds to collect their thoughts, you are so obsessed with talking to them it’s like they are carrying your dick in their back pocket
“Dude what’s up with him jumping her at the table?”Jump at the table
by Captain haha March 2, 2020
mugGet the Jump at the tablemug.

Waterfront

When your girls vagina,say someone named Tracy,smells like dead fish
Dude,I need a chick that doesn’t smell like a waterfront!
by Captain haha February 29, 2020
mugGet the Waterfrontmug.

MuaahJenny

When you’re trying to be smooth and cool, but you say the wrong thing in front of the wrong people, hence starting to say your ex girlfriends name and then correcting it to your current girlfriends name,In this case, trying to correct Maria to Jenny
I was there with MuaahJenny
by Captain haha March 1, 2020
mugGet the MuaahJennymug.

Reconstituted cheese

When you have no fucking idea what your talking about,and you say something stupid that brings the conversation of an entire room of people to a halt
So what are you doing this weekend?
I’m not sure
Out of nowhere “reconstituted cheese”
by Captain haha March 3, 2020
mugGet the Reconstituted cheesemug.

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