Definitions by Captain haha
Ah can’t cha stay
When you are so pathetic, and you can’t let go, and you bully somebody in the finally having a conversation with you, When it abruptly ends, this is all you can say
Ah can’t cha stay by Captain haha July 13, 2022
Selling the bar
Showing the bar, is when you have plans with somebody, for days weeks or months does not matter, and at the last minute you decide to back out on the plans, Does not matter what you are doing, going to the movies, playing poker, going to a concert, we’re going to a bar
Selling the bar by Captain haha July 13, 2022
Ass Kicking Ball Massage
Her head game was on point, but when she started rubbing my balls,I could only concentrate on the ass kicking ball massage
Ass Kicking Ball Massage by Captain haha August 12, 2021
Reconstituted cheese
When you have no fucking idea what your talking about,and you say something stupid that brings the conversation of an entire room of people to a halt
Reconstituted cheese by Captain haha March 3, 2020
Antiono the bastard
Antiono the bastard by Captain haha March 3, 2020
Jump at the table
Jump at the table,This means not giving someone five seconds to collect their thoughts, you are so obsessed with talking to them it’s like they are carrying your dick in their back pocket
Jump at the table by Captain haha March 2, 2020
MuaahJenny
When you’re trying to be smooth and cool, but you say the wrong thing in front of the wrong people, hence starting to say your ex girlfriends name and then correcting it to your current girlfriends name,In this case, trying to correct Maria to Jenny
I was there with MuaahJenny
MuaahJenny by Captain haha March 1, 2020