Captain fantastic 's definitions

complete and total idiot

A Donald Trump supporter

Only a complete and total idiot would vote for Donald Trump.

by Captain fantastic September 1, 2016

squoad

A square chode ( a penis wider then it is longer) That is so wide and small and sharp that you cut yourself while masterbating. Useally found on fake hippis named kyle

kyles squoad is so sharp it cut off his fingers

by Captain Fantastic June 10, 2004

buchiach

Italian for cunt.

That girl Nicki is a little buchiach.

by Captain Fantastic November 7, 2003

orgasim

The fucking idiot's alternative to 'orgasm,' which is a sexual climax.

I don't know how to spell orgasm, and that gives me an orgasim!

by Captain Fantastic February 15, 2003

cunt

Derogatory term for a woman. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the English language.

My ex-girlfriend is a fucking cunt.

by Captain Fantastic February 15, 2003