4 definitions by Captain Tubesock

Ballsackimus Maximus

1. The muscle that makes your nutsack move vertically when you take a deep breath.

2. A general term for the scrote.

When it seems inevitable that something will hit your dude pieces, take a deep breath in order flex your ballsackimus maximus which will tuck the nuts as close to your body as possible.

by Captain Tubesock December 13, 2007

SCHMEVINS

Oral sex from female to male.

I better get some schmevins on our 4 year anniversary! It's been too long!

by Captain Tubesock January 29, 2008

Scrotliosis

Curvature of the ballsack.

Ouch! I sat on my seeds! Damned scrotliosis!

by Captain Tubesock December 13, 2007

Fecies

Portmanteau for "Female Species". Sometimes confused with "feces".

Some say that "knowitallism" is a trait common to every member of the fecies.

Brunch is to (Breakfast + Lunch) as Fecies is to (Female + Species)

by Captain Tubesock March 24, 2008