Definitions by Captain Standley

Resembulance

A car that resembles and ambulance, but isn't.

This is the term used when out and about and one sees a car that could have been, or looks like an ambulance.

There goes another resembulance.

Resembulance by Captain Standley June 1, 2007

Artivation

Artistic motivation. When artistic production needs motivating, with aid by any means. Usually a muse.

I need some artivation....

Artivation by Captain Standley June 1, 2007

Lusticles 

Blue balls, testicles which have been starved of lust and or release. And therefore become engorged lusticles. Masterbating cannot relieve this tension.

I havnt been near a woman for a week, and my lusticles are aching!

Lusticles by Captain Standley June 1, 2007

Returd 

Someone who is seemingly retarded to the point that they portray themselves as a complete shit.

Random 1: Hey that guy just spat on your mom!!
Random 2: What a complete returd!
Random 1: yep, he sure is returded.

Returd by Captain Standley June 1, 2007