Captain Standley's definitions

Lusticles

Blue balls, testicles which have been starved of lust and or release. And therefore become engorged lusticles. Masterbating cannot relieve this tension.

I havnt been near a woman for a week, and my lusticles are aching!

by Captain Standley June 1, 2007

Returd

Someone who is seemingly retarded to the point that they portray themselves as a complete shit.

Random 1: Hey that guy just spat on your mom!!
Random 2: What a complete returd!
Random 1: yep, he sure is returded.

by Captain Standley June 1, 2007

Artivation

Artistic motivation. When artistic production needs motivating, with aid by any means. Usually a muse.

I need some artivation....

by Captain Standley June 1, 2007

Resembulance

A car that resembles and ambulance, but isn't.

This is the term used when out and about and one sees a car that could have been, or looks like an ambulance.

There goes another resembulance.

by Captain Standley June 1, 2007