Lemonaid Stand

Pissing in the office or shop water bottle then putting it back.

Those bastards fired so I left them with a lemonaid stand.

by Captain Slappy March 02, 2009

Floater

A dead body found in the water.

The Coast Guard pulled another floater out of the river today.

by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008

Cracker Dog

When someone goes crazy, braking stuff and cursing. Very pissed off, flipped put.

Tyron fround Laquida in bed with Leroy and went totally cracker dog.

by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008

Trouser Snake Charmer

The chick at the bar who has been buying you drinks all night actually has a penis.

Man I met this hot ass chick last night at the club, I took her home and found out she was a trouser snake charmer so I had to shank him in the kidney.

by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008

Hanger

To take a shit.

Man my stomach hurts, I'm going to take a hanger.

by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008

Keel Hauled

A punishment aboard a ship or boat in which the offenders arms are tied to two seperate ropes. He is then thrown off of the ships bow and hauled under the ships keel (bottom) from bow to stern. Ships keels are covered with barnnicals which are sharp ans shred skin. Half the sailors do not survive this punishment due to drowning or loss of blood.

The Ships Bosan's Mate is going to be keel hauled by the Captain for stealin rum.

by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008

Ghetto Flakes

When you don't have any milk and you put sugar water on your Corn Flakes.

Damn, no milk!! I guess its going to ghetto flakes this morning.

by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008