Cracker Dog

When someone goes crazy, braking stuff and cursing. Very pissed off, flipped put.
Tyron fround Laquida in bed with Leroy and went totally cracker dog.
by Captain Slappy August 02, 2008
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Frenchy Gay Jew Nigger

A French Gay Jewish Nigger. Slang for the bottom of the barrel racial slur magnet.
That fucktard, you know, the Frenchy Gay Jew Nigger just stole my Slim Jim.
by Captain Slappy March 02, 2009
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Filthy Fisherman

When your getting ready to have sex with a woman and she makes fun of your small penis. So you slip her a ruffie and when she passes out, you stuff cans of Chicken by the Sea Tuna fish up her ass. Then you dig through her purse and use her lipstick to write Charlie on her forehead.
That chick I picked up at the bar last night dissed me so I ran a filthy fisherman on her.
by Captain Slappy August 01, 2008
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Dirty Jewish Pirate

When you are recieving head, pull out and squirt her in the eye. Then kick her in the shin. When she's hobbling around with one eye, you steal her purse and run.
I banged a highclass callgirl and made money in the deal, I gave her a Dirty Jewish Pirate.
by Captain Slappy August 01, 2008
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Maranaise

Gimme extra maranaise on my samich.
by Captain Slappy August 01, 2008
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Ring Around the Rosy

Getting ganged raped by the tellitubbies
Man I just got a ring around the rosy, I just shit a pinwheel.
by Captain Slappy August 02, 2008
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