Definitions by Captain Slappy

velvet sausage wallet 

A vagina.

Man that chick had some good velvet sausage wallet.

velvet sausage wallet by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Sticky Teddybear 

When your banging a 14 year old and you wipe your dick on her teddybear when you finish.

Like....OMG. when he left all I had was a sticky teddybear.

Sticky Teddybear by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Sexame Street Freak 

Some one who wants to have sex with Sesame Street Characters.

Man I'm suck a Sexame street freak, I would love to stick my mushroom tip in that hot ass Elmo.

Sexame Street Freak by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Ghetto Flakes 

When you don't have any milk and you put sugar water on your Corn Flakes.

Damn, no milk!! I guess its going to ghetto flakes this morning.

Ghetto Flakes by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Toofis 

Ghetto slang for teeth or tooth.

Man I gots mines new gold toofis today.

Toofis by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Maranaise 

What black people call mayonaise.

Gimme extra maranaise on my samich.

Maranaise by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Bug Food 

Bug Food is what Southerners in the US call Northerners & Canadians who come down for vacation

I'd really like to go to the beach today but there is so much bug food out that it would totally suck.

Bug Food by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008