Definitions by Captain Morgan Freeman

A Summer Fling 

A good one for the teenagers, the act of finding a girl who will please you, do anything for you, go to party's with you, and pretty much have sex with you. After the summer ends, you dump her and end the fling.

Summer's starting boys and I need me a summer fling.

A Summer Fling by Captain Morgan Freeman August 21, 2010

Tatties and Bear 

The different, but funnier way of saying "titties and beer." You would usually say this when someone asks you what you would like to do before going to a party and having a great f'in time.

Yo Nick, wat do you wanna do tonight?" Nick's response: "Tatties and Bear!

Tatties and Bear by Captain Morgan Freeman June 29, 2010