7 definitions by Captain Klamydia

reverse ejaculation

When the male penis starts to suck in whatever is around instead excreating sperm, it can eventually cause the penis to implode on itself such as a dying star

I better get to the doc's office because by penis is starting to suck in my clothes. I think I have reverse ejaculation

by Captain Klamydia January 19, 2009

Captain Klamydia

The greatest hero of all time. Unfortunetly he lost his crew, the STD Brigade, in a fateful battle with the lazar dragon. He has started gathering members again and now has a SGT. Cyphilis

Captain Klamydia saved my life the other day, I can't believe he still saves people after what happend to him.

by Captain Klamydia March 4, 2009

ring of fire

a redhead's vagina

Dude, I fell into her ring of fire last night. It was awesome.

by Captain Klamydia January 27, 2009

vagificate

to have vaginal muscles so powerful they are able to break an object in half.

Synonym: vaginate

Aly vagificated her metal button splitting it in half

by Captain Klamydia March 3, 2009

micro-scripulate

The act of refrigerating asian sperm, then putting said sperm in your roomate's mouth while he is sleeping.

"Aw man, my mouth is cold and tastes funny, I think James micro-scripulated me."

by Captain Klamydia January 18, 2009

sex accident

Pregnancy

we had a sex accident now we have f**kin twins

by Captain Klamydia February 26, 2009

Fug the Pug

A person with the ability to fart with his pinky toe and left nostril. Usually claimed to be pregnant although reports are unsubstantiated about this factor. These people can be captured with an invisible net and require a bait usually of the pornographic variety, a dvd player of 2girls1cup is usually most effective when capturing it.

I was out in the field the other day an caught a Fug the Pug, real nasty one too, nearly bit me.

by Captain Klamydia July 16, 2009