twocced

stolen, thieved ,nicked, half inched. Derived from T.W.O.C- Taken Without Owners Consent (British Police term)

someone's twocced my lighter init!

by Captain Hotknives September 17, 2005

blarneystoner

Someone who talks a lot when stoned, in the manner of one who has kissed the Blarney Stone (giving them the gift of the gab)

that skunk turned me into a right blarneystoner, I talked bollocks all night!

by Captain Hotknives October 09, 2005

cracksquirrel

An urban park dwelling squirrel which has found hidden stashes of crack cocaine and eaten them, thus becoming addicted. Known to be unusually aggressive and paranoid.

bloody cracksquirrel rinsed me for me mobile, was well vicious...

by Captain Hotknives October 09, 2005

doilum

yorkshire word for fool, idiot, spanner, wazzock, nobhead,clumsy oaf

you spilt my pint, you big doilum!

by Captain Hotknives September 17, 2005

twoccer

Joyrider, car thief. Comes from the police definition that a car has been "Taken Without Owners Consent"- T.W.O.C. Hence Twocced= Stolen. Twoccer=joyrider (Bradford uk)

some little twoccers nicked me bloody car!

by Captain Hotknives September 17, 2005