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Definitions by Captain Fantastic

complete and total idiot 

Only a complete and total idiot would vote for Donald Trump.
A square chode ( a penis wider then it is longer) That is so wide and small and sharp that you cut yourself while masterbating. Useally found on fake hippis named kyle
kyles squoad is so sharp it cut off his fingers
squoad by Captain Fantastic June 10, 2004

buchiach 

That girl Nicki is a little buchiach.
buchiach by Captain Fantastic November 7, 2003
Derogatory term for a woman. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the English language.
cunt by Captain Fantastic February 15, 2003
The fucking idiot's alternative to 'orgasm,' which is a sexual climax.
I don't know how to spell orgasm, and that gives me an orgasim!
orgasim by Captain Fantastic February 15, 2003