Captain Ahab's definitions

what's crappening

Just a different way of saying what's happening.

Hey Pete what's crappening?

by Captain Ahab February 17, 2004

Paparazzi

In addition to the typical use of this word to refer to celebrity chasing by the media it also is a sexual term. In the sexual term giving a girl a paparazzi is when you are having sex with her and have a bunch of your friends bust in during the middle of the act with camcorders and cameras and take pictures.

Greg was drillin' his old lady and we all broke into the room took pictures and gave her a paparazzi.

by Captain Ahab August 11, 2006

dicketry

the way and means of being a dick

Hey, your being a dick and I'm tired of your dicketry!

by Captain Ahab March 8, 2003

I.H.P

Initials standing for the term "In House Pussy" used to describe when a woman is living with you.

Yeah, my old lady and I are shacked up, now I got some in house pussy.

by Captain Ahab April 5, 2004

Pissbox

Deragatory name for a woman's vagina

If that bitch doesn't shut up she's gonna be rewarded with a swift punch in the pissbox!

by Captain Ahab October 19, 2003

weiner bucket

A very slutty woman, gets around a lot.

That girls banged everyone and her brother she's such a weiner bucket.

by Captain Ahab March 8, 2003