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nubblet

Totally awesome guy who deserves utmost respect in all situations.
We were chillin' at this party, then a nubblet entered. I nearly crapped my pants in awe.
by Captain Awesome March 7, 2005
mugGet the nubbletmug.

gneiss

Child hungry pedophile, often seen near schools.
The kids had to stay in late from class as gneiss was prowling outside.
by Captain Awesome March 7, 2005
mugGet the gneissmug.

a softer world

A very pretty comic at www.asofterworld.com. It is so pretty.
"I lost my mind in a softer world."
by Captain Awesome February 4, 2004
mugGet the a softer worldmug.

jack nooch

Worse than a nooch is a jack nooch.

A serious dumbshit dickanus. You can't stand this person.
by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005
mugGet the jack noochmug.

GTO

"Get them out".
Slang term lamented to a woman who's breasts you'd like to see. Invented by Joe Griffith of York, Pennsylvania in the late 1990's.
That bitch over there got some big ol' titties; she needs to GTO!
by Captain Awesome December 3, 2003
mugGet the GTOmug.

jackweed

Just yet another word for dipshit, asswipe, loser moron, assclown, only I like the sound of it better.

My greatest word invention yet.
Kile is a jackweed, and he never gets any poontang.
by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005
mugGet the jackweedmug.

ehnt

"ehnt" is the closest spelling for the sound that is played for a wrong answer in a game show. The sound is commonly used in situations where one sees something ridiculous, stupid, or ridiculously stupid, a honda driver, some asshole on tv thats retarded, someone says something dumb or wrong or is doing something gay or wrong....ect. the goal is to be creative and expressive in its usage, to ridicule the object or person for which the noise was initiated and most importantly, to be extremely loud and obnoxious.
person one; woh, look at those 12's on that civic! that ride is FLYYYYYYY.
person two; EHNT!
by captain awesome February 12, 2008
mugGet the ehntmug.

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