a belly button ring. When they are worn in the normal fashion they will sometimes get caught on things, things such as mens clothing when they are dirty dancing. Then they get painfully pulled around like a trailer, hence; bitch hitch.
Also, generally is a tell tail to the type of girl she is, similar to the tramp stamp, and tongue rings. It generally means the woman in question puts out.
Also, generally is a tell tail to the type of girl she is, similar to the tramp stamp, and tongue rings. It generally means the woman in question puts out.
by Captain Awesome October 13, 2007
Spooge-rag is another word for jizz rag, aka a soiled kleanex.
Spooge-rags are slimy or crunch if they aren't fresh.
Spooge-rags are slimy or crunch if they aren't fresh.
by Captain Awesome February 26, 2005
A kleanex or tissue or other fabric item used to clean up semen.
Another insult, saying someone is basicly lower than spooge, the thing that cleans that shit up.
Another insult, saying someone is basicly lower than spooge, the thing that cleans that shit up.
by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005
Liberace holdong hands with elton john, marching next to a purple, upsidedown, triangle shaped float in a homosexual rights parade while waving a rainbow flag, is not as gay as that boy.
by Captain Awesome May 05, 2006
refering to the amount of wang. either received, given or in existence.
Me and Max my old sweedish foreign exchange student buddy came up with that word when we were joking around in band class.
Me and Max my old sweedish foreign exchange student buddy came up with that word when we were joking around in band class.
I gave her some serious wangage last night.
theres way to much wangage in this joint, lets find some titty.
I have got some serious wangage down south.
theres way to much wangage in this joint, lets find some titty.
I have got some serious wangage down south.
by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005
by Captain Awesome October 28, 2003
Another terrible invention of corperate america, a lousy damn sandwich. Though, it is one of the most entertaining sandwiches ever invented. IE, Ask any native american what that dollar sandwich is from jack in the box. native american would reply; A Yumbo Yack? Or there's always the mexican pronunciation; Humbo Hack. Equaly hillarious. If if your really lucky , you can get them to say "Yack in the box"
You; Hey, Chief running water, what do you want from jack in the box?
Chief running water; OH, Yack in the box? Get me a yumbo yack.
You; you mean jumbo jack LOLROFLCOPTERLMOAOMG
Chief running water; OH, Yack in the box? Get me a yumbo yack.
You; you mean jumbo jack LOLROFLCOPTERLMOAOMG
by captain awesome August 14, 2006