Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

bumf

Office paper work. Derived from bumfodder, toilet paper.

Our new boss gives us a lot of bumf.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

road hog

A crummy soccer mom who hogs the left lane of any multi-lane road while she prattles on the cell phone.

Cassidy the arrogant soccer mom is this town's most egregious road hog. She will not move over into the right lane to let anyone pass.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006

flong your dong

Beat your pud.
Beat your meat.
Beat off.
Tap your log.

If you would like to flong your dong with a group of liberal gentlemen, go play circle jerk with some simpering fags. They love to beat their puds together on the street corner.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 22, 2007

boss

Cool. Awesome.

An expression from the mid 1950s, which fell from favor by the early 1960s.

Sal Bufardesi let a tremendous binderfender in class one day, grinned, and said "that's boss!"

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Vulgar Dog

1. William Shakespeare.

Lord Byron wrote that Shakespeare was a vulgar dog.

2. A dog. Any dog.

Bet you can't find me a dog who is not a vulgar dog.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

Amos 'n' Andy

The first television show with a black cast. The entrance of black entertainers into mainstream America. The television show to which all black entertainers owe a great debt of thanks. A mighty funny comedy show.

A show despised and feared by white liberal twits, who say it is racist because the Kingfish is a con artist and Andy is stupid. White liberals say that, if you watch this show, you will think that ALL black people are con artists or stupid. If you watch it, you will surely get a compulsion to put on a bedsheet and burn a cross on your neighbor's lawn. (White liberals do not say that if you watch Training Day, you will think that all black people talk toilet talk and are violent. Why not?)

Hillary Clinton and John Kerry do NOT want you to watch Amos 'n' Andy, so there must be something mighty good about it.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 6, 2005

entitlement

A freebie promised to women, poofters, Mexicans, and guys of color to get them to vote for you. If you win, you tax the pants off all honest, hard working decent people to pay for these entitlements.

Ah wants me some o dem entitlement! Ah's gwine to vote fo Hillary! Yassuh!

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005