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A short length of hose used to syphon gasoline from someone else's gas tank. You syphon the gas into a bucket, coffee can, or any other appropriate (or inappropriate) receptacle, then put it into your own gas tank.

The operator of an Okie credit card will almost always start the syphon by sucking on it, rather than covering the end of it with his thumb, then pulling the hose out a way. After all, this is an OKIE credit card.

Before the mid-1970s, you could use a length of garden hose for a Okie credit card. But in those dark days, Those Who Know What's Best for You and Me made the gas tank entrance holes much smaller. They said they did this to keep people from using unleaded gasoline, which was dispensed from a wide nozzle. But the real reason they did this was to make it harder to use an Okie credit card.
Joe Bob used his Okie credit card to get him some gas outta Billy Jim's Chevy.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
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Society's solution for eliminating Crips, Bloods, Pachucos, murderers, and other worthless slime ball criminals from among the living.
Liberal judges can overturn life sentences and set imprisoned Crips and Bloods loose on the streets. The best way to keep Crips and Bloods from committing any more crimes is to use lethal injection.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006
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A person who goes to the authorities and tattles on another person.

A tattler.

A snitch.

A stoolie.

A canary.

A squealer.

In short, a person beneath contempt.
Martha is a contemptable fink. She is the boss's eyes and ears, and reports people who come back from lunch 2 minutes late.
by Cap'n Bullmoose September 24, 2007
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A bra constructed to inhibit the flopping of Floppers. A support for a woman's breasts that keeps them from flopping around.
I hope you remembered to wear your flopper stopper, Charmaine.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 18, 2005
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A Native American. One of a noble race of people who live in North America.

White liberals say that it is racist to honor these people by naming sports teams after them. But, can you expect anything better from a while liberal?
Chief Wahoo is a wonderful Indian. I wear his picture with pride.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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A road locomotive. A block-long car that handles badly.
Martha drove her land yacht to the mall.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
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An inconsiderate slob who drives in the left lane and won't move over to let anyone pass.

A left lane dick. A left lamer.
A long line of soccer moms in their SUVs followed the left lane hog. Each one was waiting for her chance to be first in line.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
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