Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

land yacht

A road locomotive. A block-long car that handles badly.

Martha drove her land yacht to the mall.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

tile peeler

A vile and mephitic fart. A fart that stinks so badly, it will clear out a smoke-filled pool hall. Downright nasty fart.

Melissa fired off a tile peeler in church, proving the Confucian adage, "Lady who fart in church sit in own pew."

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

cotquean

A man who busies himself with activities more suitable for a woman.

A big sissy.

Clarence was tatting doilies again today. He's a real cotquean.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

bazooka

1. A goofy musical instrument played by Bob Burns in Spike Jones' orchestra in the 1940s.

2. A small anti-tank rocket launcher from World War II, named after Bob Burns' instrument.

Bob Burns played Bazooka for John Scott Trotter and Spike Jones.

GI Joe blasted the Kraut tank with his bazooka.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

Bum's Rush

The violent ejection of an obnoxious slob from a saloon. The bum's rush is performed by a bouncer.
You must NEVER say "bum's rush" in the presence of a white liberal. She will surely be offended! Instead, you must always say "Homeless Person's Manditory Egression." Then the white liberal won't be offended at all.

I was sitting in the No Name Bar in Sausalito, wearing an IDJ. With me were two young ladies wearing see-through tops. The bouncer ordered me to leave because I was wearing an offensive garment. I looked at my companions, then asked the bouncer, "Can I stay if I grow tits?" The bouncer gave me the bum's rush.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 19, 2008

snitch

A low down rotten fink. A stool pigeon. A rat. These people need to be exterminated like rats. So do the scums who listen to their reports.

Brenda is a no good snitch.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

entitlement

A freebie promised to women, poofters, Mexicans, and guys of color to get them to vote for you. If you win, you tax the pants off all honest, hard working decent people to pay for these entitlements.

Ah wants me some o dem entitlement! Ah's gwine to vote fo Hillary! Yassuh!

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005