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A hammer, a screwdriver, and an adjustable wrench (also called a Mexican socket wrench. With these tools, an Okie can repair most malfunctions on his pickup truck.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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2. A descendant of such a person.
A people with a rich cultural heritage that makes no demands for care and support from their government. They are workers and doers, rather than beggars and takers.
White liberal twits whine that the word is offensive, but the only people offended by the word are white liberal twits. Portagees call themselves Portagees, and love to eat Portagee Soup and linguisa.
2. A descendant of such a person.
A people with a rich cultural heritage that makes no demands for care and support from their government. They are workers and doers, rather than beggars and takers.
White liberal twits whine that the word is offensive, but the only people offended by the word are white liberal twits. Portagees call themselves Portagees, and love to eat Portagee Soup and linguisa.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005
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Common mid 1950s use in Northern California. Origin unknow, but it possibly refered to a sanitary pad.
Common mid 1950s use in Northern California. Origin unknow, but it possibly refered to a sanitary pad.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
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Get the Vulgar Dog mug.The first television show with a black cast. The entrance of black entertainers into mainstream America. The television show to which all black entertainers owe a great debt of thanks. A mighty funny comedy show.
A show despised and feared by white liberal twits, who say it is racist because the Kingfish is a con artist and Andy is stupid. White liberals say that, if you watch this show, you will think that ALL black people are con artists or stupid. If you watch it, you will surely get a compulsion to put on a bedsheet and burn a cross on your neighbor's lawn. (White liberals do not say that if you watch Training Day, you will think that all black people talk toilet talk and are violent. Why not?)
A show despised and feared by white liberal twits, who say it is racist because the Kingfish is a con artist and Andy is stupid. White liberals say that, if you watch this show, you will think that ALL black people are con artists or stupid. If you watch it, you will surely get a compulsion to put on a bedsheet and burn a cross on your neighbor's lawn. (White liberals do not say that if you watch Training Day, you will think that all black people talk toilet talk and are violent. Why not?)
Hillary Clinton and John Kerry do NOT want you to watch Amos 'n' Andy, so there must be something mighty good about it.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 6, 2005
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A person is not born a homosexual. He is not born eating butt or corn holing the dog. A person chooses to become a homosexual. Behavior makes a person a homosexual. You do not become a homosexual by eating chocolate cake. You become a homosexual by eating butt.
A person is not born a homosexual. He is not born eating butt or corn holing the dog. A person chooses to become a homosexual. Behavior makes a person a homosexual. You do not become a homosexual by eating chocolate cake. You become a homosexual by eating butt.
Lemony is a homosexual. He enjoys fluttering his wrists, lisping, and going "tsk!" He decided to become a homosexual the day he decided to corn hole the dog.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 27, 2007
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