Rat Fink

A goofy looking rat character designed by Ed "Big Daddy" Roth.

A show car designed by Ed "Big Daddy" Roth.
Big Daddy's Rat Fink car of 1963 was a kart driven by a Cadillac starter motor.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 07, 2005
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A lever action carbine. It is fast, accurate, and an excellent weapon for self defense. Since it is a typical hunting rifle, most pantywaist liberals do not whine about it and plead for it to be banned.
The Marlin 1894 is an excellent Politically Correct Assault Rifle. It comes in several excellent self-defense calibers that are great for blowing down Crips, Bloods, Pachucos, and other criminals. Sissy pants liberals who say they don't mind hunting can't whine about this fine hunting rifle.
A lever action Marlin in .45-70 is the ultimate Politically Correct Assault Rifle. It will destroy the engine in a Pachuco boy's low rider.
by Cap'n Bullmoose July 11, 2008
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ghetto blaster

A large, portable, electronic noise-making device carried on the shoulders of spade cats, coons, stove lids, jigaboos, and (as the liberals call them) guys of color. The sole purpose of this device is to pollute the streets with hip hop and other greasy shit noise.

As proof that this is true, neither you nor anyone else has ever seen a white paddy walking down the street with a ghetto blaster on his shoulder.
Rastus, he done book down de street wif a ghetto blaster on his shoulder. He do dis to make Whitey scared.
by Cap'n Bullmoose September 19, 2007
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boogar man

A big, scary, ugly, mean monster who lives in your closet, or under your bed, or maybe out in the woods, and who will jump out and scare you half to death.
Portagee women love to scare their children with the booger man.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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Bum's Rush

The violent ejection of an obnoxious slob from a saloon. The bum's rush is performed by a bouncer.
You must NEVER say "bum's rush" in the presence of a white liberal. She will surely be offended! Instead, you must always say "Homeless Person's Manditory Egression." Then the white liberal won't be offended at all.
I was sitting in the No Name Bar in Sausalito, wearing an IDJ. With me were two young ladies wearing see-through tops. The bouncer ordered me to leave because I was wearing an offensive garment. I looked at my companions, then asked the bouncer, "Can I stay if I grow tits?" The bouncer gave me the bum's rush.
by Cap'n Bullmoose September 01, 2008
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chogie

1. A very loud fart. A binderfender.

2. To walk very quickly.
Judy let a great big chogie in class today.

I'm going to chogie on down to the Piggly Wiggly and get a pack of smokes.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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Mexican socket wrench

An adjustable wrench, commonly called a Crescent wrench (from a brand name).
Billy Bob used his Mexican socket wrench to loosen his alternator bolts.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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