The type of automobile transmission driven by all men (and some women) with two legs and two arms.
Automatic transmissions are for old granny ladies, girlie girls, girlie men, and sissy boys.
Automatic transmissions are for old granny ladies, girlie girls, girlie men, and sissy boys.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005
Bruce is a fudge packer. He enjoys corn holing the dog, as well as Tammany. He just loves to burgle turds, and adores having his arse licked.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 04, 2007
That was a chungus 45.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
The politically correct form of colored guy. An African American man described by a politically correct mush wimp. A gentleman of African heritage.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005
Pansy ass liberals wring their hands and whine about "assault rifles," which, they say, are the favorite weapon of the Crips, the Bloods, and the Pachucos. A pansy ass liberal calls any black, ugly, semiautomatic rifle an assault rifle, which is like calling any black, ugly cat a dog. To keep from getting their pansy asses kicked, many liberals say they don't want to outlaw hunting or legitimate hunting rifles. Virtually all of those liberals will agree that a Winchester 1894 .30-30 is a hunting rifle. So there you have it: A wonderful, fast-shooting, accurate rifle just right for blasting Crips, Bloods, and Pachucos in defense of your home, your family, and yourself. This is the Brooklyn Assault Rifle. Get one today and start cleaning up your neighborhood while fooling your local pansy ass liberals.
Semiautomatic rifles will shoot faster than a Brooklyn Assault Rifle. But your .30-30 is far more accurate. With practice, you can shoot a Winchester 94 with great speed and accuracy.
You'll be able to keep your Brooklyn Assault Rifle after president O'Bama, the Irish Jig, confiscates all your handguns to keep you from hurting yourself when Pachucos invade your home.
Semiautomatic rifles will shoot faster than a Brooklyn Assault Rifle. But your .30-30 is far more accurate. With practice, you can shoot a Winchester 94 with great speed and accuracy.
You'll be able to keep your Brooklyn Assault Rifle after president O'Bama, the Irish Jig, confiscates all your handguns to keep you from hurting yourself when Pachucos invade your home.
by Cap'n Bullmoose July 11, 2008
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
An ass gasket. A Texas t-shirt. A paper toilet seat cover found in many public commodes.
From the gauzy, diaphenous appearance.
The expression has been around at least from the 1950s.
From the gauzy, diaphenous appearance.
The expression has been around at least from the 1950s.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005