1. A group of hippocrites who will never hesitate to pour paint on a rich lady's fur coat, but will never in a million years pour paint on a biker's leather jacket.
2. A group of mush wimp clowns who, living in the traditions, safety, and blessings of a Christian nation, subscribes to Hindu reincarnation nonsense about cows being ex-humans.
2. A group of mush wimp clowns who, living in the traditions, safety, and blessings of a Christian nation, subscribes to Hindu reincarnation nonsense about cows being ex-humans.
Listen up, PETA punk: Meat is NOT murder, and that cow is NOT my grandma. Pour paint on MY leathers and I'll ram a wiener dog up yer backside!
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

A bogus, phoney baloney pseudo-punishment inflicted by soccer moms on their day care brats, after said day care brats have disobeyed for the 27th time.
The time out has a beginning, but never an end. Before the soccer mom releases the day care brat, the day care brat releases itself.
The time out has a beginning, but never an end. Before the soccer mom releases the day care brat, the day care brat releases itself.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 06, 2005

An audible fart. An expulsion of waste gaseous hydrocarbons from the anus, accompanied by an audible roar or blatt, discernable by even the hearing impaired.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 18, 2005

An ass gasket. A Texas t-shirt. A paper toilet seat cover found in many public commodes.
From the gauzy, diaphenous appearance.
The expression has been around at least from the 1950s.
From the gauzy, diaphenous appearance.
The expression has been around at least from the 1950s.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
