Noun, the pungent mixture of dirt, urine, vomit and stale beer that accumulates on the floor of fraternity basements.
"There was so much gorf down there that my sneakers stuck to the floor."
"On warm days the gorf reeks so bad you can smell it across the street."
By default, the highest rating on a ten point scale.
"On a ten point scale I'd give that performance an eleven Lenny!"
"How fucking original Bob."