Callum Hemsley's definitions

Donkeyblocker

If it has anything to do with sexual intercourse...... nobody really knows. But it is a term and/or insult used by certain people in North-Eastern England.

You fucking donkeyblocker.
Are you a fucking donkeyblocker or something.
If you wer'nt such a donkeyblocker then you would'nt be such a donckeyblocker.

by Callum Hemsley February 28, 2008

Grape Ape

A 1970's Hanna Barbera cartoon about a 40 foot tall purple gorilla called The Great Grape Ape. Although the original series finished over 20 years ago Grape Ape is sometimes refered to in modern day cartoons e.g. He made a cameo appearence in an episode of The Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy in wich he was a giant monster with his head stuck in a volcano.

Grape Ape, it burns, Grape Ape.

by Callum Hemsley May 2, 2008

Funk

Funk is basically a word you can use if you don't want to say fuck.It is just a censored version of fuck.

You funking moron.
Funk you.
Oh yeah funk me harder.
God damned fucker.

by Callum Hemsley May 2, 2008

Doodlepop

Doodlepop means the meaning of life. Doodlepop is the purpose of existance. Or at least that is what i was told.

Doodlepop. Hmmm......thats a pile of crap

by Callum Hemsley May 2, 2008

turnipple

The turnipple is a cross between a turnip and a pineapple. The turnipple has a typical turnipply taste. The turnipple can be used in many types of cooking including,turnipple stew, turnipple pie and turnipple turnipple.It can be found in a country called turnippleodia.

I really enjoyed that turnipple pie.
mmmmmm.... Thats some fine turnipple.

by Callum Hemsley April 23, 2008

Nappa

Rare, uncommon slang for head

I have toothpaste on my nappa.
My nappa is itchy.
FUCK ME! THATS A BIG NAPPA!!!!

by Callum Hemsley January 13, 2009

Big Bendy Banana

Well someone shouted it at my face one day and i just laughed and thought, i think i'll add that random line-up of words to a kind of dictionary type website. I really don't know how to properly define this line-up of words so i will define the three words it is made up of; big means large, bendy means flexible and banana is a yellow fruit.So Big Bendy Banana means Large Flexible Yellow Fruit.

I have just eaten a big bendy banana.

by Callum Hemsley May 2, 2008