Cali C's definitions

kebenzies

An unusually potent strain of hallucinogenic mushrooms, grown in the closets of America's unemployed population.

Dude, I will give you an ounce of kebenzie mushrooms if you can just take care of this problem I have....

No man, I'm not okay, I ate WAY too many fuckin' kebenzies..

by Cali C March 27, 2008

rapcie

Any form of "play rape". Ei, a sexual game where someone is "raped" and "forced" to submit to a sexual act "against their will". But not really...hence, rapcie. Yes, I am serious.

Let's play rapcie!

Rapcie isn't cool dude.

by Cali C March 27, 2008

meds

A middle grade of marijuana. Better than shwags, but not quite humbolt quality shitfuckyourface nugs. It's basically what you smoke while you're waiting around for the stinky stink.

All I got for ya is the meds.

Meds will tie me over, but where's the blueberry yum yum?

by Cali C March 27, 2008

bamginas

A word used as a term for approval or when agreeing with something.

Me: Tool is fucking AWESOME.
Travdog: BAMGINAS!

by Cali C March 27, 2008

mormon hair

Mormon hair is caused by backcombing the hair into large ratty looking chunks, then you pull the top half back into a messy looking rats nest. This look is usually found on teenaged mormon girls, and occasionally their mothers go for the same look.

God I am so sick of all this mormon hair.

by Cali C March 27, 2008

simpson

the act of pulling off the sale of a service contract, an mvp membership, and a pre-order all in one transaction by any GameCrazy employee nationwide. The name comes from the infamous Mike Simpson, the original hustling gangster.

I just got a Simpson! Suckers!

by Cali C March 27, 2008

burnt

A state in which everyone you know is generally fed up with you. You have no money, no vehicle, no job. All you can do is free-load. Free-loaders are almost always burnt.

You're fucking burnt bitch

You can't come over and drink dude you're burnt

by Cali C March 27, 2008