duff'd

when ones pancreas explodes (from duff mckagan of guns n' roses)

dude i was wasted last night i fucked like 4 chinese prostetutes then my pancreas duff'd

by Caflisch22 April 24, 2006

russian red eye

when you moon someone and you spread ass cheeks.

dude, that smelly kid drew gave me a russian red eye so i kicked his ass

by Caflisch22 April 22, 2006

assjizz

When you have rough sex with your wife and you cum in her ass and the next time she goes to take a shit its all white and sticky.

i bet suzy will have assjizz in the morning

by Caflisch22 April 22, 2006

The Richard Nixon

When you pull your dick up your ass so it looks like a nose. draw eyes on your ass for extra realism

Dude, when you did The Richard Nixon to me yesterday I thought i was looking at a Time magazine from 1964.

by Caflisch22 April 24, 2006

theory of a deadman

a shitty band that is a carbon copy of Nickelback, which isnt a good thing they all suck at their insturments.

Pearl Jam is awsome why does like every new band copy them and sound super shitty doing it? like theory of a deadman and NIckelback and all those other band thats sound like if pearl jam sucked.

by Caflisch22 August 01, 2006