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Definitions by CaLviN

Thrusts Per Minute

See sex
I bang my girlfriend at 1,000 TPM.
TPM by Calvin August 16, 2004

break yourself

A phrase meaning all of the above, which can be heard in two popular instances:

1.) The movie Friday, where Chris Tucker pops his head into Ice Cube's window while ripping his curtain

2.) Chappelle's show, where wayne brady yells it at a character before gunning him down
(Ice Cube is getting his clothes ready when Smokey busts into the window)
Smokey: BREAK YO SELF FOO!!
Cube: Man! Look what you did to the curtain!


(Wayne Brady and Dave Chappelle are riding in a car when suddenly Wayne spots someone outside)

Wayne: Ah ha...there he is...

"BREAK YO SELF FOO!"

Guy: OH SHIT! IT'S WAYNE BRADY SON!

(Wayne proceeds to bust a cap)
break yourself by Calvin May 21, 2004
the best fucking city on the face of the earth. the home of the leafs, the only politically incorrect hockey team in the nhl. 37 years is ending this seasons guys! the cup is coming back home.
yo! tdot's got stanley this year boys!!
T-Dot by Calvin April 5, 2004
Such as when you scroll on MSN so parents don't see anything, but the person you're talking to does it for you.
Calvin - I R TEH GETTING RAINBOW SIX: 3. :D says:




















Calvin - I R TEH GETTING RAINBOW SIX: 3. :D says:
Airlewyd.
Pika says:
Thanks.
Airlewyd by Calvin December 15, 2003

Fucktard 

Somebody who does something really stupid see asshat
Jim drove into a farmers market, what a fucktard
Fucktard by Calvin November 12, 2003
he's more then and asshat, he's a full blown fuckhat
fuckhat by Calvin November 12, 2003

dingle berry 

The pieces of lint that hang of the hair of your grundle
dingle berry by Calvin November 12, 2003