CORNHOLIO's definitions

son-of-a-bitch

(1) A mean, nasty, disreputable person; literally son of a female dog, or by analogy a whore; thus, presumably a bastard; also (2) an intensifier

(1) That son-of-a-bitch of a gym teacher made me do 25 pushups and called me a sissy; (2) We got out of the car it started raining like a son-of-a-bitch

by cornholio October 11, 2003

dozens

A verbal duel involving insults to the players' mothers. See sounding.

"Yo mama wears combat boots." It wasn't serious. Ever heard of 'the dozens'?

by cornholio October 18, 2003

Aztec two-step

The runs, diarrhea

Twelve hours after I arrived in Tijuana, I had the Aztec two-step real bad.

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

upper

Stimulating pill or drug, e.g. speed or meth; see whites

We kept popping uppers as we drove across Texas that night

by cornholio October 16, 2003

capeesh?

Do you understand? From the Italian

I'm the boss here, asshole. Capeesh?

by cornholio October 4, 2003

Stalinoid

Bolshevik allegedly sympathetic to the former Soviet Union and its dead dictator.

He was a Stalinoid who was working in the Kucinich campaign.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

America gonif

"Damned clever, these Yankee goyim."

Al Sharpton's hair is REAL. America gonif!

by cornholio October 14, 2003