harbor tunnel

A Big Sloppy Cunt

That sluts cunt is like the Harbor Tunnel. You could drive a truck into it.

by cornholio January 15, 2004

three card monte

A con game, frequent in the New York subways, involving playing cards.

Never play three card monte; you can't win.

by Cornholio September 30, 2003

Crow Jimism

Practice of white folks trying to be cool or hip or enlightened of praising everything African-American, no matter what. A pun on Jim Crow.

It's sheer Crow Jimism to like some of the sitcoms on UPN

by cornholio October 10, 2003

bicoastal

Someone, often a bobo or a limousine liberal, who haunts both coasts and ignores what's in between; see red states.

He was so bicoastal he'd never heard of Omaha except in ads for mail-order steak.

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

verklempt

Fake Yiddish for "overcome with emotion" -- from the "Linda Richman" skits on "Saturday Night Live"

I saw Sally Field with the Oscar. Oy, I was all verklempt.

by Cornholio September 30, 2003

rummy

George W. Bush's first Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld.

Then Rummy said, "Throw another terrorist on the fire!"

by cornholio October 13, 2003

Pissfoam

The foam in the bottom of a urinal that results from a particularly intense piss, most often after several alcoholic beverages. Can also be found when pissing on any hard flat surface(like the parking lot next to your buddy's car, after he was nice enough to get you out of the bar before you got yourself arrested for pissing on the juke box...again.)

"I am tired of my boss blaming me for the problems HE causes. As far as I'm concerned, he can suck pissfoam, choke on it, and die."

by Cornholio December 10, 2003