Definitions by CORNHOLIO

red state 

A state that has recently gone Republican and is shown on the political maps as red; oppisite of bicoastal and blue state.

You'll never carry a red state with a pro-gun-control candidate.

red state by Cornholio October 30, 2003

blue state 

A state that has recently gone democratic; see bicoastal; opposite of red state.

In the blue states, the bobos like Howard Dean, but he'll never carry the red states.

blue state by Cornholio October 30, 2003

bicoastal 

Someone, often a bobo or a limousine liberal, who haunts both coasts and ignores what's in between; see [red states[.

He was so bicoastal he'd never heard of Omaha except in ads for mail-order steak.

bicoastal by Cornholio October 30, 2003

caterpillar 

Hair on the vulva, esp. if trimmed to resemble a larva's shape; pussy hair, cunt hair. See Brazilian; pubic hair; pussy hair; pendejo.

I pushed her thong aside and began to lick her caterpillar.

caterpillar by Cornholio October 30, 2003

Ras Tafari 

The late Emperor Haile Selassie of Ethiopia; held in mystical regard by rastafarians.

Ras Tafari fled, but acted with great dignity when the Italians invaded.

Ras Tafari by Cornholio October 30, 2003

limousine liberal 

Wealthy person, who adopts the cause of the downtrodden and then goes back to real estate; carries a connotation of hypocrisy; see bobo, bicoastal, parlor pink.

The limousine liberals oppose vouchers but send their kids to private school.

limousine liberal by Cornholio October 30, 2003

cuntlapping

A man's (or a lesbian's) gift to a woman; oral caress of the vulva and clitoris.

"Cuntlapping is my favorite indoor sport, so lie down, sweetie."
"You better be able to breathe through your ears, buster!"

cuntlapping by Cornholio October 30, 2003