COOKIE MONSTER's definitions

neva-smeva

is a basterdization for lazy shithead, and can be translated as Hi, i dont care

when your sleeping and someone wakes you ups abruptly, you say this instead of finguring them, or while you are doing so

by Cookie monster November 13, 2003

hangs

A adjective used in the present tense only following a subject to denote that the subject has a very unpleasent taste or is in some other way repulsive. Note it is NEVER used in any other form such as 'you hang' of 'thats hanging'.

Aw man that cider hangs.

by Cookie Monster January 21, 2004

weeble

A very small dildo, comes in a rainbow of colors.

Mom: IS THAT YOUR WEEBLE?!?
Girl: Uh, no..

by Cookie Monster March 25, 2005

munted

In such a state of intoxication (usually only alcohol) that you would be willing to engage in sexual relations with a munter

Dude that guy is so munted he can't stand up.

by Cookie Monster January 21, 2004

Book Drunk

Book drunk- adjective, describes studying for so long that you are slightly out of your mind and a little crazy, almost like being under the influence of alcohol, but only having soda and coffee that day like a white girl college freshman.

Jade is currently book drunk from studying for anatomy for 6 hours, which is why she created this stupid word and posted it on the internet.

by Cookie Monster September 9, 2014

gebon

An expression of being content or impressed in uncomfortable or unusual situations.

"Gebon, you can help me build my wall then"

by Cookie Monster November 7, 2004

Hanakosan

Urban legend of a bathroom ghost she died in school because bombs were falling and she got a bad spirit that became her Hanakosan

Hanakosan might hunt you and kill you in the bathroom if you bother her by saying Hanakosan are you there on the third bathroom door and a voice will say yes.

by Cookie Monster December 28, 2020