mercenary position

–noun
a position for sexual intercourse in which one fuckee hires a professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army to lay upon the other fuckee.

Origin:
1965–70; so called because it was allegedly favored by lethargic Christian missionaries working among indigenous peoples, in preference to positions in which the man approaches the woman from behind, with little work done himself.

God damnit woman I ain't got no more semen in me. You done run my well dry. Shit female, Imma have to break it out in mercenary position.

by cK March 03, 2009

tail feather

an ass sticking out!

shake ya tail feather!!!

by CK May 13, 2005

honeydrip

a woman's sexual appeal, or her vajoiner. made better known by led zeppelin in the song "black dog"
"hey hey mama when you walk that way i watch your honeydrip i can't keep away"

i wanna get some of that honeydrip.

by Ck July 08, 2004

Earnhardt style

To drive head first into a wall.

Wow he just went Earnhardt style into that building!

by CK March 19, 2004

Devon

A county in south west england

I live in Devon

by Ck January 04, 2004

k2

A two-step process in which one listens to a sufficient amount of k-pop, and then "follows it up" with a little masturbation while watching k-porn (alternately "korean" and "kiddie", depending on the mood).

I wish dan had finished that topology, but instead he felt like going home and pulling a k2.

by ck December 12, 2004

takeout

Taking a stripper home (or to your place or hotel) after her shift at the strip club for some nookie. Can either be paid or unpaid. Unpaid is always better.

After she gave him some lapdances, she offered him takeout at her place.

by CK November 06, 2004