Vagina Pop

A banana positioned inside of a female's reproductive organ in order that a paying client may eat it.

She spread her legs and let the world eat a Vagina Pop from her buffet.

by Chris December 07, 2003

ass wrangler

one who wrangles ass as if he were on a farm.

"Billy wrangled all the ass in the whole town."

by chris February 15, 2005

WOFTAM

Waste of Fucking Time and Money; pronounced "Waft am"

"The Boss has sent me on another WOFTAM trip"

by Chris June 17, 2006

croag

A Cigarette, but not a cigar or cigarillo.

I'm gonna go outside and smoke a croag.

by Chris April 02, 2005

tootness

adjective describing the cutest thing in the world

Crystal is the super tootness and i love her!

by Chris December 02, 2004

boylover

An adult, male or female, with a sexual and/or psychological attraction to young male children.

I thought Jon always hanging out with kids was kind of strange, then he confided in me that is a boylover.

by Chris September 21, 2003

Iskyoork

Simply put the greatest person ever.

God I wish I was Iskyoork

by Chris April 11, 2005