CHRIS's definitions

CanadianBacon

Lesser brother of FrozenBacon. Can be actively found playing counterstrike but usually dead, or camping spawn. Completely harmless creature.

Stop spawncamping CanadianBacon!

by Chris December 21, 2004

Telstra

Company that was percieved by geeks to make them cool if they voiced their slanderous opinions about it - about 3 years ago. It's about as impressive as Microsoft-bashing now.

Hey, I hate Telstra, am I cool yet?

(no, you're just a wanker.)

by Chris December 21, 2004

metaphor halls

pretend halls that entertain people during phone convos.

jess was walking down the metaphor halls. with chris, and they had eaten sushi and rice.

by Chris December 23, 2004

hella

An intensifier, with a grammatical function and usage similar to "very" or "really".

It's a contraction of "hell of", and may have originated in Alameda County, California. It was definitely in common use in Berkeley public schools as far back as 1979.

"That party was hella rad." (ca. 1981)

by Chris December 23, 2004

kandice

someone so amazingly fugly, so incredibly annoying, mean, and fat.. that everyone hates her

kandice stop following me! and my friends! we freakin hate u!

by chris December 29, 2004

Bournigal Smalls

A disease where you have small bournigals (testicles).

Named after my brother, who is the drummer of Ruxton Towers.

Oh my, that poor guy has Bournigal Smalls' disease.

by Chris December 31, 2004

barried

From the verb "to barry"

Means:
To chuck up
To vomit
To empty one's bowels from the mouth

I've gone and barried all over the floor
I think I'm going to barry.
This place stinks of barry.

by Chris January 1, 2005