CHRIS's definitions

300zx

A car in which its rear bumper is only seen in a race.

Chris: Hey Mike whats up? Did you beat that 300zx last night?
Mike: Well he spun wheels all the way to the next light..
Chris: And?
Mike: I lost..
Chris: So your telling me your integra lost to a 300zx that did a burnout all the way to the next light?
Mike: Shut up man its rear wheel drive and I didn't have enough downforce.
Chris: RIIIIICERRR

by Chris March 23, 2005

wu blunt

a cigar rolled with marijuana and cocaine sprinkled on top

yo i smoked a fat wu-blunt last night and my shit was all numb

by chris May 13, 2005

Wilko

Derived from the name "Emma Wilkinson" and meaning a person who is incredibly jealous and/or disgusting.

Person: Eww, Jack is such a wilko!

OR

Person: Don't be so wilko.

by chris March 24, 2005

Meerp

having nothing good to say about a subject.
Used to usually end a convo.at the moment it is used.

1 aaa ya i was talkin amd a kid and lust randomly he starts on the topic of aids and i was like meerp.

by Chris March 25, 2005

g unit

A rap group nameed after their apperance gorillas.

wow those g unit guys do look like gorillas

by chris May 13, 2005

sperm welt

when one cannot perform properly in the bedroom.

"how was david last night?"

"well, it was kinda weird..."

"wat happened"

"he couldnt bust his load..."

"he must hav had sperm welt."

by chris May 13, 2005

phi psi

The best fucking fraternity ever to exist.

Goddamn I wish I was a Phi Psi.

by Chris March 26, 2005