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Someone who eats only organ meats such as liver, kidneys, chitterlings and tripe. Such meats are produced as collateral products in the production of beef, lamb, pork etc and so there is no guilt associated with eating them.

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My girlfriend keeps pestering me to become a vegan. I told her I was acollateralatarian and ordered liver and onions.
by CAMRA man July 12, 2019
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Girl who is so obsessed with virtue exhibiting veganism she won't give you a bkow job as it may involve swallowibg animal produxts
My girlfriend is a perfect vegan. She refuses to blow me because she considers putting meat in her mouth and swallowing spunk is exploiting animals
by CAMRA man July 13, 2019
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Premature ejaculation. When connected to a portal, download only takes a few seconds
Paula: How was it with Bagsy last night?

Sarah: Bloody useless. The guy has broadband penis, so it was over as soon it started
by CAMRA man July 2, 2011
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Penis which, when plugged into an appropriate connection, downloads within a few seconds
Bob: "Hi Jackie! Hear you got a shag off Colin last night. How was it?"

Jackie; "Bloody useless. He's got an iCock, so when he put it in he shot off straight away."
by CAMRA man July 2, 2011
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Most of the beer brewed by microbreweries in the UK. These "brewers" take advantage of tax breaks to brew crap beer and undercut those who brew good beer. They also take advantage of the fact that many drinkers in the UK are more interested in drinking beers with funny names than in drinking beer which tastes good.
I had to meet someone in "The Harp" last night. All they had on were seven different varieties of micropiss, so we soon decamped to a proper pub.
by CAMRA man January 12, 2014
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