C.J. Thomas's definitions

Westfield, MA

75,000 population town in western MA. Noted for having nothing but a bum college Westfield State and a lot of parties for HS kids. Plenty of retards that think they can play hockey too. Arny Gay was the hockey coach at the HS, does that answer it?

Dude, "ya," you believe I may have to move to Westfield, MA and attend Westfield State?

Yes, you sucked in high school and deserve it. Make sure you go to Touch Downs for a beer.

by C.J. Thomas June 12, 2009

paperbag willy

drinking any type of alcoholic drink concealed inside a paperbag, beer, booze etc..

Due, did you have to paperbag willy that ice house? We are 2 minutes from the house..

by C.J. Thomas February 22, 2009

ABA

American Bicycle Association for BMX racing

Dude is Nat'l #5 in ABA but can't make a main in the NBL.

by C.J. Thomas January 27, 2008

Swirl

Cocktail served only at Rio Grande in MD area. 1/2 frozen margarita and 1/2 frozen sangria all in one glass

We went out Thursday and killed about a dozen swirls between us, then went home and fucked.

by C.J. Thomas December 20, 2007

Rip

Commisson from a sale

That whale produced the biggest rip in company history, I can now buy my Benzo.....

by C.J. Thomas November 25, 2007

Backside

From behind, afterwards, happens after the fact.

Hey, I banged that chick and got a blow job on the backside.

by C.J. Thomas November 25, 2007

Ripper

Any dude who is beyond fast on a BMX or Mountain Bike. Can beat anyone on any day, fast as hell on a bike.

That dude is a ripper, he beat everyone all day on the BMX track.

He is a ripper for his age....

by C.J. Thomas November 12, 2006