C. Dub's definitions

bote

This is an anagram for Bitch Of The Earth. BOTE is quite useful to describe anyone who fits said criteria.

Mike: "I hope Randolph doesn't ask me to read my report out loud. GOd, she's such a bote."

by C. Dub November 7, 2006

voltron

Voltron is one of the key, flagship shows that defined Anime as we know it today in America. It was a popular show back in the early to mid 1980's. One of the difinign characteristics of the show is that all of the individual lions could join together and create Voltron (the large form which was comprised of each individual lion). Today it has two meanings, and they are as follows:
1. (noun); A cartoon made in Japan that helped to define and carve a niche in America's anime stable.
2. (verb); To combine forces together to attain a common goal.

Dave: "I'm such a noob, I just don't know if I'll be able to finish today's crossword puzzle."
Adam: "Well if you like, since Chris is the only one who has completed it thus far, perhaps you and I could voltron our answers in hopes of finishing it as well."

by C. Dub November 7, 2006

wibabjtd

Literally, an anagram for "well I'll beat a baby jew to death". A horribly offensive anagram that isn't meant to be taken literally. Commonly used as an exclamation of surprise. This was orginally derived from a racist joke/prank.

Bob: "I just won the lottery."
Mike: "No way. Let me see you ticket."
Bob: "See right here."
Mike: "Well I'll beat a baby jew to death (wibabjtd). You did win the lottery."
This is similar to "Well I'll be a monkey's uncle."

by C. Dub November 6, 2006

reprography

The art of exaclty replicating a 2-dimensional image. This is the literal deifinition. In modern lingo, it means anything that is completely kick ass.

Adam: "Oh my God, I can't wait 'till this piece of shit weekend is over."
Chris: "I know dude, b/c tomorrow begins another fun-filled day of reprography."

by C. Dub November 7, 2006

dichloro-diphenyl-trichlorothane

Most commonly known as DDT, this is a chemical that was widely used as a pesticide (particularly for mosquito control) in the 1990's before being banned across the board by all states.

If I were to kill a midget, perhaps the best methos would be to lace his drink with a little dichloro-diphenyl-trichlorothane.

by C. Dub November 7, 2006

Tahitian Face Mask

A specific sexual act with specifically ordered steps. When a man or woman lies down, and a man or woman places plastic wrap over the face of the person, and the person who warpped up the face takes a shit on the plastic wrap, places another piece of plastic wrap on top (so as to sandwich the shit in-between 2 layers of plastic wrap upon the person's face), and then punches the plastic wrapped face of the person thus causing it to squish all over and produce the effect of a mask.

I know this fecaphile I might bang. Yeah I think it will really get her off if I give her a Tahitian face mask.

by C. Dub November 7, 2006

bitch mouth

A bitch mouth is any guy who who runs his mouth like a little bitch. This is particularly true in the context of gettin pwned (i.e. getting an ass whoopin form you boy in a game of hoops, you whine and complain like a dirty bitch mouth). In short a male who is whiny and complains excessively. This word can be used as a direct object noun (i.e. he has a bitch mouth) or as an act (i.e. Every time I kick you ass in poker you act like such a dirty bitch mouth).

This is particularly true in the context of gettin pwned (i.e. getting an ass whoopin form you boy in a game of hoops, you whine and complain like a dirty bitch mouth). This word can be used as a direct object noun (i.e. he has a bitch mouth) or as an act (i.e. Every time I kick you ass in poker you act like such a dirty bitch mouth).

by C. Dub November 6, 2006