Definitions by C. Dub

Tahitian Face Mask 

A specific sexual act with specifically ordered steps. When a man or woman lies down, and a man or woman places plastic wrap over the face of the person, and the person who warpped up the face takes a shit on the plastic wrap, places another piece of plastic wrap on top (so as to sandwich the shit in-between 2 layers of plastic wrap upon the person's face), and then punches the plastic wrapped face of the person thus causing it to squish all over and produce the effect of a mask.

I know this fecaphile I might bang. Yeah I think it will really get her off if I give her a Tahitian face mask.

Tahitian Face Mask by C. Dub November 7, 2006

bookie 

Pronounced (boo-key); This is a person of Middle Eastern or Indian descent. They are so called, b/c when they speak, all it sounds like they are saying is bookie bookie bookie.

Hey man do you wanna go get a Slurpee from the store?
Yeah I'd love to, but I can't understand that smeely bookie behind the counter.

bookie by C. Dub November 7, 2006

Douchey McDouchester 

This is the king of all douche bags. A perfect waste of space and human life. They can often be seen driving a Honda Civic(Toyota Corolla, Tercel, etc.) with an annoyingly loud muffler on the back. This person usually will talk a lot of shit, be very skinny, white (whilst wishing he were black or Latino), wear very baggy clothing, and try to talk like a gangster. This term can be used universally by all to example anyone who exhibits douche-like qualities.

Nick Carter's little brother should be named Douchey McDouchester as he exhibits all of the qualities listed above. This is also a derivation of Douchey McDouchems.

Douchey McDouchester by C. Dub November 7, 2006

reprography 

The art of exaclty replicating a 2-dimensional image. This is the literal deifinition. In modern lingo, it means anything that is completely kick ass.

Adam: "Oh my God, I can't wait 'till this piece of shit weekend is over."
Chris: "I know dude, b/c tomorrow begins another fun-filled day of reprography."

reprography by C. Dub November 7, 2006

Océ 

The most worthless, unreliable, faulty, electrostatic digital printers known to man kind. Not worth the metal out of which they are fabricated. Manufactured in the Netherlands, it seems as though the workers who make these ridiculous trash heaps are stoned out of their minds whilst attempting to make them. They are easily recognizable by their Cannibas sativa hue.

Noob: "Hey man, we have another fun-filled day of reprography ahead of us."
Manager: "Yep well fire-up the ol' Océ."
Noob: "Hot diggity dawg, I'd love to except I ganked the blinky thing."

Océ by C. Dub November 7, 2006

chalupasi

The plural form of the singular noun "chalupa".

Person 1: "Damn son, I'm so howngry. I think the border might be callin'."
Person 2: "Yeah aight. I says we go get a border bowl and a couple chalupasi."

chalupasi by C. Dub November 7, 2006

dichloro-diphenyl-trichlorothane 

Most commonly known as DDT, this is a chemical that was widely used as a pesticide (particularly for mosquito control) in the 1990's before being banned across the board by all states.

If I were to kill a midget, perhaps the best methos would be to lace his drink with a little dichloro-diphenyl-trichlorothane.

dichloro-diphenyl-trichlorothane by C. Dub November 7, 2006