C. Dub's definitions

dichloro-diphenyl-trichlorothane

Most commonly known as DDT, this is a chemical that was widely used as a pesticide (particularly for mosquito control) in the 1990's before being banned across the board by all states.

If I were to kill a midget, perhaps the best methos would be to lace his drink with a little dichloro-diphenyl-trichlorothane.

by C. Dub November 7, 2006

chalupasi

The plural form of the singular noun "chalupa".

Person 1: "Damn son, I'm so howngry. I think the border might be callin'."
Person 2: "Yeah aight. I says we go get a border bowl and a couple chalupasi."

by C. Dub November 7, 2006

bote

This is an anagram for Bitch Of The Earth. BOTE is quite useful to describe anyone who fits said criteria.

Mike: "I hope Randolph doesn't ask me to read my report out loud. GOd, she's such a bote."

by C. Dub November 7, 2006

wibabjtd

Literally, an anagram for "well I'll beat a baby jew to death". A horribly offensive anagram that isn't meant to be taken literally. Commonly used as an exclamation of surprise. This was orginally derived from a racist joke/prank.

Bob: "I just won the lottery."
Mike: "No way. Let me see you ticket."
Bob: "See right here."
Mike: "Well I'll beat a baby jew to death (wibabjtd). You did win the lottery."
This is similar to "Well I'll be a monkey's uncle."

by C. Dub November 6, 2006

reprography

The art of exaclty replicating a 2-dimensional image. This is the literal deifinition. In modern lingo, it means anything that is completely kick ass.

Adam: "Oh my God, I can't wait 'till this piece of shit weekend is over."
Chris: "I know dude, b/c tomorrow begins another fun-filled day of reprography."

by C. Dub November 7, 2006

Océ

The most worthless, unreliable, faulty, electrostatic digital printers known to man kind. Not worth the metal out of which they are fabricated. Manufactured in the Netherlands, it seems as though the workers who make these ridiculous trash heaps are stoned out of their minds whilst attempting to make them. They are easily recognizable by their Cannibas sativa hue.

Noob: "Hey man, we have another fun-filled day of reprography ahead of us."
Manager: "Yep well fire-up the ol' Océ."
Noob: "Hot diggity dawg, I'd love to except I ganked the blinky thing."

by C. Dub November 7, 2006

Tahitian Face Mask

A specific sexual act with specifically ordered steps. When a man or woman lies down, and a man or woman places plastic wrap over the face of the person, and the person who warpped up the face takes a shit on the plastic wrap, places another piece of plastic wrap on top (so as to sandwich the shit in-between 2 layers of plastic wrap upon the person's face), and then punches the plastic wrapped face of the person thus causing it to squish all over and produce the effect of a mask.

I know this fecaphile I might bang. Yeah I think it will really get her off if I give her a Tahitian face mask.

by C. Dub November 7, 2006