12 definitions by C. Dub
The most worthless, unreliable, faulty, electrostatic digital printers known to man kind. Not worth the metal out of which they are fabricated. Manufactured in the Netherlands, it seems as though the workers who make these ridiculous trash heaps are stoned out of their minds whilst attempting to make them. They are easily recognizable by their Cannibas sativa hue.
Noob: "Hey man, we have another fun-filled day of reprography ahead of us."
Manager: "Yep well fire-up the ol' Océ."
Noob: "Hot diggity dawg, I'd love to except I ganked the blinky thing."
Manager: "Yep well fire-up the ol' Océ."
Noob: "Hot diggity dawg, I'd love to except I ganked the blinky thing."
by C. Dub November 07, 2006
This is the king of all douche bags. A perfect waste of space and human life. They can often be seen driving a Honda Civic(Toyota Corolla, Tercel, etc.) with an annoyingly loud muffler on the back. This person usually will talk a lot of shit, be very skinny, white (whilst wishing he were black or Latino), wear very baggy clothing, and try to talk like a gangster. This term can be used universally by all to example anyone who exhibits douche-like qualities.
Nick Carter's little brother should be named Douchey McDouchester as he exhibits all of the qualities listed above. This is also a derivation of Douchey McDouchems.
by C. Dub November 06, 2006
Literally, an anagram for "well I'll beat a baby jew to death". A horribly offensive anagram that isn't meant to be taken literally. Commonly used as an exclamation of surprise. This was orginally derived from a racist joke/prank.
Bob: "I just won the lottery."
Mike: "No way. Let me see you ticket."
Bob: "See right here."
Mike: "Well I'll beat a baby jew to death (wibabjtd). You did win the lottery."
This is similar to "Well I'll be a monkey's uncle."
Mike: "No way. Let me see you ticket."
Bob: "See right here."
Mike: "Well I'll beat a baby jew to death (wibabjtd). You did win the lottery."
This is similar to "Well I'll be a monkey's uncle."
by C. Dub November 06, 2006
Voltron is one of the key, flagship shows that defined Anime as we know it today in America. It was a popular show back in the early to mid 1980's. One of the difinign characteristics of the show is that all of the individual lions could join together and create Voltron (the large form which was comprised of each individual lion). Today it has two meanings, and they are as follows:
1. (noun); A cartoon made in Japan that helped to define and carve a niche in America's anime stable.
2. (verb); To combine forces together to attain a common goal.
1. (noun); A cartoon made in Japan that helped to define and carve a niche in America's anime stable.
2. (verb); To combine forces together to attain a common goal.
Dave: "I'm such a noob, I just don't know if I'll be able to finish today's crossword puzzle."
Adam: "Well if you like, since Chris is the only one who has completed it thus far, perhaps you and I could voltron our answers in hopes of finishing it as well."
Adam: "Well if you like, since Chris is the only one who has completed it thus far, perhaps you and I could voltron our answers in hopes of finishing it as well."
by C. Dub November 07, 2006
Most commonly known as DDT, this is a chemical that was widely used as a pesticide (particularly for mosquito control) in the 1990's before being banned across the board by all states.
If I were to kill a midget, perhaps the best methos would be to lace his drink with a little dichloro-diphenyl-trichlorothane.
by C. Dub November 07, 2006

